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Gone to go and make my self a brew at work.........and the kettle is fucking broke! Heads will roll.............heads will most definatly roll! I couldnt care if any thing else at work got broke but WHY the kettle? whats the kettle ever done to desurve this? it dose its job stu-perbly with out ever moaning about it, gets on with making every one happy as they can sit and wait knowing that the kettle is preparing their brew with care and effection. BUT NO! some dirty grotty low life scum has to come over and neglect the poor little thing. RIP kettle, you done me proud.

I remember that my XVS 125 had 120 before resurve and an extra 20 on resurve but i didn't risk more than 20 on resurve as i didnt wanna be bum loved in a dark field waiting for Mr RAC to bring me more fuel lol.

Cause your special!

BOM BOM!!!!!!!!! Morph......hang your head in shame......and go stand in the corner! lol

I got between 130-140 miles out of a full tank on my XVS 125 so are you sure you not got a fuel leak? lol I went out yesterday to work on the old girl, had a really good time, nice and dry till i went out at lunch time and there was a burst water main which i had to ride through so now i have a nice muddy black wet bike

Right??? Am I missing the point? Lol

What do you call an Irish Paki? Ram a lama Bom Bom!

Right????? Wheres the punch line lol

All that vid is missing is a bur-bury dressed twat skidding on his face past the camera! lol

They are thinking about doing a re-run of the film "the body guard" the are planning on calling it "the body bag" bom bom! lol

Congratulations mate, now the fun begins, and now you can look in your mirror and not see all those L plate chasers right up your ass!

Ive seen the air ambulance in action more times than i can count on both my hands. Majority of those times where when i was in the Army (we where a bunch of clumsy fucks lol) but two times it was an accedent involving a motorbike. Its such a fantastic bit of life saving kit and its stupid that the Government will not fund it! If they cant be arsed to fund it at least they should kill the VAT on the fuel it uses! For Christ sake we pay enough dosh for our petrol and dirty diesel to give them more than enough money in there back pocket to play with so i cant see their logic in wanting to make such a fantastic asset that is the air ambulance struggle in trying to save peoples lives!

Saving 1500 quid is not a drama. Taking three weeks off work.............NO WAY im a contractor and in those three weeks i will loose more than £1500! So.........Um.......NO lol

Yer not a drama mate thought id try here 1st seeing that its a yamaha lol. Will chuck it on ebay next time its free listings.

Oi! Leave my pants out of it, ive finally got the skids out if them.......didnt know thats what a washing machine done lol

Right ive just figured out how to uploads pics via my mobile. So here we go. Feeling much better now thanks mate, just had bad heart pulpertations last night and went light headed and near on passed out so the missus called 999 but it didnt warrent an ambulance which was good but gotta go back to the docs for blood tests and an ECG

Sorry guys will have to do the pics tomorrow, had to take day off work as I had to call 999 on my self last night, but im ok now just gotta go docs later for an ecg fun fun

Ive just sent some pics to my photobucket so will pop them on here in the morning at work, im not 100% sure what its worth so u will leave you guys to drop in some offers n I will see if I like the offer, I roughly know what id like for it.

Hi Dan and Welcome! Im sure your be fine at restoring the bike with your skills with a wrench, think a bike being the same as a car just with two wheels missing and the engine strapped between your legs with your baby maker hovering just above it! Chrome is my pet hate, i loath the stuff, but its easy to restore. the paint work if its a bit tatty will come up a treat with some paint renovating polish, and as for getting it to start just change the spark plugs and give her fresh fuel and a fully charged battery then im sure that should at least give you some sign of her starting

Go on add one more to your collection! think of it as a motorbike, just because you already got one dont mean that you cant make room for another lol

I played drums is school but then gave it up after i left that school n went to a new school then they didnt do drum lessons so was bit pissed off bout that. The missus can play the pink Obo quite well lol

TA DA!!!!!! http://www.wemoto.com/bikes/yamaha/xv_125_virago/97-00/picture/regulator_rectifier/ Un plug and un bolt old one, Bolt on and plug in new one. Job is Jobbed like a job job!

Hey guys, Do any of you play the guitar or are planning on learning to play the guitar? If so i have my Yamaha electric guitar that i can not play that's in need of a home.(tried to learn but im crap and no longer have the time to learn) Its got 2 double humbucker pick ups and 1 single humbucker (after market) One off scratch plate, All new black ally machine heads New jack points Gloss black body. Guitar stand Nice thick guitar bag Small Amp Lime green jack lead Plectrum Will pop up some pics in the morning. If you bee interested Please pop me a PM

Yer the fins on the engine (barrels) they need to be earthed as they are electrical. Na if the starter motor is turning with out any problems and sounds good and strong and your charger says that the battery is fine then you can rule that out as a problem, just pop it on charge once a month and your be fine. Def sounds like a week or no spark or fuel problem. Try this first and we can go from there mate

If you think about it, its not going to be the battery, your getting power to the starter motor which is one of the biggest power drainers on the vehicle as its gotta turn every thing around to start the engine, and you say you plugged it into a charger which said its fine? so that would tell me that the battery is A OK. Take your spark plugs out with the HT leads still attached, place the electrodes one at a time onto the fins of the barrels to earth them and press your starter button, you should get a spark, do this on both plugs, if no spark then buy new plugs and do the same again. If still no spark then you will need new coils, Also when before you take the plugs out try to start it then take plugs out to check if they are wet with fuel, if there is no fuel on the plugs then there is a fuel problem. Either fuel pub shagged, clogged hose or just no petrol in the tank lol. Try this then report back