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I have to agree, check for spar from the plugs, if your get no spark, then change the plugs and try again. If still no spark check the wires going to your coils then if the wires are ok and your still getting no spark then check/change coils, If your getting a spark but its not starting then take your plugs out n have a sniff, if they are wet and smell of fuel, check the conditions of the plugs and change if needed. If they are dry then you are not getting fuel into the barrels so you will need to check the carbs out to see if you have a block jet or pipe. or you just need to put fuel in the bladdy tank lol

Its all down to money......................Wooney wont play well with Deckem because he earns more per step he takes that wooney! Now ive had a great plan under my hat for ages, its just i can't seam to get FIFA's backing to the idea. Now if we plant say two Anti Tanks mines randomly in the pitch and a Claymore by each goal, give the ref a luger and the lines men AK47's it will be a much more entertaining sport! also if there is any racist comments the ref can pop a cap the the ass! O by the way i have a patten pending on this idea and im soon going on draggons den so no fucker steal it!

Hi Dave and welcome! First and cheap bit of security is to buy a bike cover! keeps the bike hidden and folks cant tell if its a push bike or a motor circle. (out of sight out of mind type of thing) then get a good chain and lock. as for clothing, im a young lad but am in the old school rut and all i own is a leather jacket, draggin jeans and a pair of gortex trousers that i wear if it gets really chilly on the old willy. o and a pair of terminator boots from Lidl for £25 All in all, good luck with the CBT not that you need it as you really need to be blind deaf, dumb and a complete ball bag to fail it Ha Ha

Hello to you too. any thing about your self or are you the strong silent type? lol

Well to be truthful, i hate football all together. Its a shit sport, played by poofs and supported by bell ends. (No offense to you by the way) the wife is a Man U fan and her dad is a spurs fan. The game is over rated, the players are over paid to the extreme and one of the twats "Beckham" gets paid a shit load of money for doing nothing. What ever happened to playing the game just for the sheer joy of playing it, not just to line there pockets and crash sports cars? They all fake injuries that even school kids get while playing in PE yet they carry on playing yet these "Professionals" have to take 3 months off to heal??? AND STILL GET FULL PAY!!!! Football is wank........! O and one last thing............................HOW THE FUCK IS IT AN OLYMPIC SPORT!!!!!!

Having a kid is the best thing that every happened to me, and yet im still able to get by the day and save enough to customize my bike. you just need to put in loads of over time at work and make your out goings less than your in comings, Simples. Sadly you will never get your money back on the things that you do to your stuff unless off course you re-build a Brough Superior SS100 now im pretty sure your get your money back on that.

I had a small near miss the other day with an electric motorbike of all sorts! lol i do own a MP3 player (old school baby) but i never use it so this was no distraction for me this day. I was standing at the road side remembering my Green cross code as you do. So i stopped in a clear area where i could see the road and drivers could see me, my dog was sat next to me, i looked both ways, (twice) and i listened and all was clear.........................or so i thought. as i took the first step out wooosh!!!! (or HUMMMM) a little moped just shot by me with no noise at all. scared the shit out of me and the dog. but all three of us where ok, the old man on the bike pulled over to see if we where ok and vice versa

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Yep! Thick as shit mate Pmsl.

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Happy birthday Foam! Its a shame your in the RAF.............i would have bought you a drink

Wish i could turbo it but i doubt i can.

Yer i cant wait! But Sshhhhhhhh dont tell the missus!

Well i guess i will let the secret out now as im only waiting on the chap in Scotland to confirm that he is happy to do the work for me. Here is the plan of action for betty in the coming year or so: Webber 40 DCOE side draft conversion Dyna power commander Dyan hot shot coils and HT leads Iridium Spark plugs One off frame from Scotland (see below picture) Powder coat King Sportster Fuel tank or the split tanks i have in the shed Suicide clutch and hand shifter Drag bars or clip ons Small head light (got one in the shed) Small Speedo Rev gauge Hard tail conversion New exhausts Some of these i can do quick ish but im going to get the frame done first so as that i can mock up where i want these bits to go with out it looking like a load of tosh. but its gunna take time to get these plans out of my head and on the road. Stay tuned

Make sure your use Etch primer before you paint, standard primer wont work as well. Slap some pictures up too.

Moto GP bikes and other race Cages have Ceramic brakes (discs and pads) and your notice that they always do a warm up lap, 1) to get the tyres warm 2) to get the brakes warm so as that they can actually stop. As Cynic has suggested, start off by riding with the brakes applied slightly to generate friction and get the temp up in them, they should start working then.................if not its best to put the standard ones back on as you aint no Casey Stoner! lol

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Well its just silly putting a single pot 250 engine into a 125 draggy even tho you like the look of the bike and its engine. Yet there is a 250cc draggy out there that looks identical to the 125 draggy??? May as well just buy the ready made 250. IMO But say that you had a MK2 Golf GTI and you wanted to smack a VR6 lump into the MK2 shell...................Then thats more worth while.

Why not just buy a 250cc draggy?

I'm Riding my bike, your driving your car. You see me and i see you. I'm now in your car, I'm on top of your wife and im touching your kids. Maybe next time your think about using your indicators?

Well last night i had a very very close shave with a BMW driver. just riding home after 3 hours of Karate so i was taking it easy. riding down the road and my house is now only 400yards away, to my right is a junction but im on the main road so have the right of way. I then spot this said BMW pull up to the junction and stop, being as it was dark and i had my lights on etc i would have guessed he could see that there was another motorized vehicle on the road, but i spot that he has failed to activate his indicators. By this time he has pulled out and is now in the middle of the road trying to go over the middle of the speed bumps forcing me to take action, wet road and sudden braking the rear wheel locks so i eased off the rear brake but now the rear wheel is saying hello to the front wheel. thankfully i get her straight again and go in pursuit of this twatbut he speeds off nearly taking out another car.

If its just a round dent with out a crease in it, rub over it with soapy water then stick a toilet plunger on it, take the fuel cap off and then you should be able to pull the dent out. Ive done this on two dents on my car. May take a few tries to get the pressure right.

Ha ha, I new I paid too much for the bike, but hey ho it was the bike I wanted n excitement got the better of me. Ha ha. The ass pad of mine was actually £450 then £50 import charges lol. But its worth it!!! Lol

Hi Dan, in the UK you must have a rear mud guard to get it through the MOT, with regards to the feds............its down to the police man / woman choice but its best to have one on there (or some thing like a fender) for the following reasons: 1) looks nicer 2) stops stones chipping away at your head 3) stops some of the water spraying up your back (mine don't and after riding on a wet road my back is covered in shit) Just wack on a nice small low fender and chop to your taste.

Hey Ludi, Welcome to the club, Have you tried to adjust the tick over? on the left hand side of the bike under the fuel tank, (where the fuel tap is) there is a little screw head with a bendy bit, turn the clock wise to bring the idle up. Try that and see if it works?