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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s, 40s and 50's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s and 50's it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to a London hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood-type in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & thousands of US dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street ." To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

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Nice find you got there Bio.

Talk about jammy, even twice what you paid would still be a bargain....nice one Feliks now get it finished.!!!!

Good luck with your project Steve

Awesome

Surprising what you can achieve with a sausage roll box Now crack on Feliks

Looks smart feliks keep up the good work

On the look out for a Honda 400 4 now, Bolt on Power you cant get better than that :idea: "Fines can range from a sensual whipping, to being forced to grow a bushy moustache"

A new concept in fish eye lens

So glad i got my license old school and in those days the government were banging on about 250cc motorbikes being too powerful.The biker community is always going to be a easy target as long as people see idiots on (mainly sports bikes ) tear arsing around.I couldn't agree more about young drivers in cars. Something definitely needs to be done .

I cant believe he used "an old wu-tang clan t shirt" Sacrilege the tosser...

Just about sums it up...

donkey meat recalled at Wal-Mart Chinese branches of Wal-Mart have been forced to recall batches of donkey meat after it was found to contain fox.!!!! Oh my giddy aunt what ever next??? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-donkey-meat-recalled-at-walmart-after-it-is-found-to-contain-fox-9033922.html

Cant go wrong for $100,go for it. Sell the parts you dont want on flea bay.....

Dont worry If you cant understand the little chavs as there are sub titles to help. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/boy-racer

Welcome pete to YOC