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  1. WTF!!!! is wrong with people?? Bloody weird ohs..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgQfAylIf_A
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgefT5_t62A
  3. Found one of this guys videos on YouTube... http://www.youtube.c...er/ajyari099999 All his videos are shot's of womens arses. What a proper bloke (Disclaimer) Oh and of course i do not approve of ogling women's bottoms
  4. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey”. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier”. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it”. Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?”. I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”. Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS-PUmwbyVw
  6. Would look better on my plate with a side order of chips!! yum yum
  7. Talking of the Olympics i heard .The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events.
  8. For those who do not know what they look like:
  9. BRILL!!! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psh75JHDHWE&feature=relmfu
  10. sniff6

    Yamaha R6

    Dont let your Mate have a go on your R6.........
  11. It was a scary moment for two girls and the driver of a monster truck, when the truck veered off course and nearly crashed into the two girls. They didn't even see it coming because they had covered their eyes to avoid being hit by mud and rocks from the track. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_1343135421
  12. many people who look at a bat pod or mobile or whatever you wanna call it, and say it doesn't work., check this out!!
  13. A woman had a narrow escape after she rode through a red traffic light into the path of a lorry in Ningbo City, east China. The woman managed to jump out of the way to avoid the vehicle at an intersection in the Beilun District of the city. However the electric bicycle she was riding was smashed when it was hit by the lorry. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18920294
  14. Fresh underpants!!! http://d.yimg.com/nl/vyc/site/player.html#lang=en-GB&vid=30004980
  15. Fresh pants needed in the next part !!!! 4:22 wow
  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSugueB0eUc
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJfwv6LNhc
  18. ...A variation on BA's current advert... http://taxi.ba.com/ Dont Blink or you may miss it
  19. sniff6

    Bubble wrap

    Just for those Bubble wrap fans http://www.bubblewrapfun.com/assets/games/bubblePop.html
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