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  1. Next weeks episode of Animal Hospital where Rolf Harris explains how to handle a young beaver has apparently been cancelled.
  2. I'll be watching this one with interest, So lots of pics mate.
  3. Sure looks like you have your work cut there Noise, Good luck with that one.
  4. Fascinating story... http://dcclassiccycles.dynamitedave.com/graveyard.html Have a read and shed a tear.
  5. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' ' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hairdrier for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'
  6. Some Bad language but hey...
  7. Looks salvageable to me,Just needs some money throwing at it ...
  8. Shit what goes though your head when you can see you are not going to make it???? Brutal.
  9. This ^ ^ | think he has just bought a yzf 400 and has found it has a serial number so he thought he would like to share it with us.
  10. sniff6

    RIP Rik Mayall

    So Sad Thats Rick with a silent P
  11. sniff6

    Dont Text

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHixeIr_6BM
  12. New Bullet designed to kill watermelons ,Concrete blocks and Jelly....Does the commentator think he is Batman. So if the baddies shoot you with these every one of your organs will be damaged,Thanks America hope there is not another school massacre. http://rare.us/story/this-is-the-last-bullet-youll-ever-need-watch-and-see-the-technology-for-yourself/
  13. D-Day Landing Sites Then And Now: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/06/d-day-landing-sites-pictures_n_5458026.html
  14. Her lips were saying no but her body was saying yes. There was no doubt about it, she was an excellent ventriloquist. At the touch of her lips,It grew long and swollen.I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon Giraffe i'd ever seen. Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she got home. I accidentally mixed up my Viagra with my hearing aid. Now I've got a hard of hearing on.
  15. Thats bloody horrible that fish!!
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