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Thanks for saving me Slice (New Dad)

A little girl is with her mom in the park when they see 2 teenagers having sex on a bench. "What are they doing?" asks the little girl, "making cake" replies the quick thinking mom. Later that day the pair are walking around the zoo when they see 2 monkeys having sex and again the little girl asks what the monkeys are doing, to which the mother replies "making cake". The next day the little girl walks into the kitchen and says to her mom "you and daddy were making cake in the lounge last night" "how do you know?" asks the mom. "because I licked the icing off the sofa..."

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Any Progress on this project???

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit. "The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a size 44 long."Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure.""Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."Joe was surprised. "How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." The shirt fit perfectly.As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could use new shoes."Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E."Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly.As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about new underwear?"Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."Joe laughed. "Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

I noticed you ob-skewed your number plate in the pic but was clearly visible in vid lol Good to see another classic back on the road.

Its Russia is that not the normal way they Ride/Drive ??? Only a few years ago he would of been doing that on a CZ250 ,Not a Western Yamaha R1.Oh how things have changed.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28586702 A True Story tinged with sadness... Now it turns out there's footage of the accident.

Yeah sounds like the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal rule to me...

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Just smear some washing up liquid on the tyre bead first and should pop back on the rim a treat.

Plus 1 + on this i agree with slice. PS love the packing on the battery, reminds me of the late 1970s when you fitted what you could afford I had to go back and look again....So true

It looks ok to me ,Whats wrong with it apart from tyres and rubbers ??Is it a runner ??

Go for it Drew plenty of euro pallets about.lol Could just see you doing that in Blackpool.