up.yours

done.

cheers morph.

no, ya cheeky bugger.

bastard

i just got a quote for £58

bad taste but youve got to laugh I reported a dead woman lying in a field to the police. They asked me: 'How did you find her body?' I said, 'Her tits were ok, but the rigormortis had tightened her arse a bit too much for my liking' My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a car crash. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back!. So she throws a tampon in his face and says "there you go you miserable git, I'll pay you back monthly!" And the moral of this story is :- Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man!, there will ALWAYS be a string attached! My Wife asked me to go to the Doctors about my Erection problem, she wasn't pleased when i came back and gave her some Slimming Pills

nice addition noise.

What makes 100%? what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? we have all heard of someone who wants to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions; if; A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26. THEN; H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But' A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And' B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close , and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh1t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. regards kev.

yea, it's behind you.

you must be pissed.

who the feck goes to all that trouble these days. this is how i do it, with no ill effects over the last four years of ownership and massive abuse by me. 1. open and remove filler cap. 2. pore 350ml of silkoline out of pop bottle into tank. 3. add fuel, 10 - 13 ltr (depending ) 4.replace fuel cap 5. hit speed ramp on leaving garage to mix fuel.

george whites opened a new showroom here in bolton not long back , hardley any costomers go, i don't understand why not , as there prices where rock bottom, ie, crash helmets £10 should have been £98, two piece lethers by buffalo (not great but good) should have been £139.99 now £35. and a hell of a lot more cut price bargains to be had. maybe they just shot themselves in the foot, who knows.

scooter

they look like new, congrats pat , fuzzy photo's though. buy a bluddy camera you tight wad.

hi, pat. don't forget though , im mixing it in the tank. although my pump works ,i disconected it because i don't trust them. im told some oils shouldn't be mixed in the tank , so do you still think this would be ok in my bike.

important....no bullshit answers please , my rd's at stake. is this carlube motorcycle 2stroke XL oil any good for pre-mixing in my 350rdlc. or should i stick to my silkoline comp 2t off road pre-mix. that cost a fuckin furtune.

i use a trolly jack and a couple of bricks, they are a tad bulky though.

it's all about girth foams, old boy.

bloody expensive, i think someone gave barkwind one at squires,(a stand you sick fuck). very simular to this one,i think it may have been pat, (2wheels) .ask him.

would i be justified in calling said yamahag5s a prick. or should i hold my tongue, oop's too late .

can you shot blast my wife, preferbly in her fuckin big mouth , ta.

yea i know, it's still out of focus. now go and wash your gonads.

how i cursed. .