up.yours

i wouldn't mind adjusting her crutch clutch?

nice? enjoy it john, post picci's

where you of to john.

anyone up at barn tomoz?

veeeeeeeery nice?

awaiting with baited breath?

that there kettle thing ,?it's your ferkin boss trying to get some work out a ya. smack im in the gob...

A debt collector knocked on the door of a country family, that made their living weaving cloth. "Is Jack home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "Im sorry," the woman replied. "Jack's gone for cotton." A few weeks later the collector tried again. "Is Jack here today?" Once again the answer was "No, sir, I'm afraid he has gone for cotton." When he returned for the third time and Jack was still nowhere to be seen, he complained, "I suppose Jack is gone for cotton again?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Jack died yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough, there was poor Jack's tombstone, with this inscription: ... "Gone, But Not for Cotton."

don't talk shite? just wax..

WTFx 2

we have an oil man on this forum ;where you get a discount ,take advantage. i use silkolyn by the way. ; it's expensive?.

well done that man? congrats

wtf?

no morph? He means :special?

where will it end?

he be called; sooty

ok,. Q - What's the difference between a queer and a microwave? A - A microwave doesn't brown your meat! Q - What do Essex girls use for protection? A - A bus shelter ” Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a miccrowave? A. A microwave doesn't fart when you take your meat out. Whats the most perverse thing on earth? Putting 12 oysters up your grannies fanny and sucking 13 out. !!!

spray can,

iv,e been wanting to say this to someone since my dad said it to me,(cheeky git) Now youv'e passed your test you can learn to Ride? congrats mate.

better photography pat, not perfect, just better, i suggest you keep it naked, them old plastics look tacky. hey morph, my lad had a yamaha pw50, it never broke down and never fell apart

are you sure .

congrats jay; old boy.

or you can just edit your own post.and deleat it.