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up.yours

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  1. a karate guy once asked me to through a punch at him , well , lets just say he never lived it down
  2. looks better than my mot'd road lagal rd350lc
  3. up.yours

    ffs

    as in the title? ffs.
  4. this is summer? it only shines at squires
  5. up.yours

    ffs

    wot? you mean you wouldn't
  6. dirty cow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LD21MqqexI&feature=youtu.be
  7. nice one andy. have you got a watch on my account.
  8. if your imagining shaging the dog , for fuck sake, keep it to yourself i once thought i was shagging kate beckinsale after i had watched underworld phroor
  9. i was thinking of the wifes sister once? when i had done the wife said did you have to be so rough, i feckin hate her sister, the little bitch.
  10. oh? yea i would shag that one, infact i once did,but the missus was under me at the time. it's the other ann im on about, the big wyd one.
  11. so what are you saying? is it just me . i once thought i was shagging ann wozzername, and woke up sweating.
  12. i will meet up with you, can you get to bolton .
  13. when im shagging the missus, i think of one her mates, sometimes i imagine a few of her mates,
  14. under new management, it opend jan-feb , i posted somewhere.
  15. ah, theirs a knack for the removel of van mirrors foamy. you need to hit them from the underside with the palm of your hand ,in an upwardy direction, dont try to grip it, just let it smash into the side window ,or preferably shoot across the front of the windscreen for maximum effect.
  16. :biglaugha: :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
  17. airheads always good for a bun , he gave me a bum bun at christmas.
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