up.yours

wd is your friend were electrics are concerned ,liberal amounts won't harm them..

i bet you could give it a tug and let us hear it pat.

me and you could do this andy, when is the kids next gig, we can be the support dancers.

for christ sake ? don't be showing it to the wife besides what do women now anyway

you just don't appreciate art andy.

ah see ? someone on the same wave length as me

erm?? sorry.

have you checked your tyre pressure.

their shouldn't be any retaliation if you do a good enough job.

missed it.

i told you not to bother

this has worked every time in the past for me. you knock the fuck out of the scumbag thief , then simply make a counter act against him, usualy scumbag drops charges, if not, it gets thrown out of court.

it's turned to ice ? don't bother

big blobs of snow all morning in sunny bolton? loving it? but the lc's not moving until it's gone..

im back on the road .re-con unit dropped in ,new front bumper ? (fuckin AA crushed it and wouldn't pay up) welding to towing eye . total cost -----£500 inc-vat thats mates rates for you look out twatsville im coming. mind you? it got me out and about on the rd for a few days or so..

well done that man. keep on smelling them smelly women, but don't get caught.

buy new, i once got a set from a junk yard ,then realized they where slightly out-a-sinc..

thats not nice john?

buy one of these alarms the're great.

thats what i wanted to say, but i couldn't be arsed with him.

see if this boosts your will power, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YjrkBYDDQM

oh? shut up.

smokers smell orrible.

i started masterbating, but don't try it in the chemist, you'l get thrown out