up.yours

im serious who wants a lodger for the night, I don't smell.

I would just say , he run in the back of me officer.

is it gapped right, plugs and points. clean air filter, make sure you have good fuel feed too.

No , he's not coming andy..

congrats dude .

an oldie taken from BARKWINDJAMMERS thread. Sharing with Kev !! The guys were all at Squires. No one wanted to share with Kev, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy (pilningas) shared with Kev and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Kev snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn (SirCardboardDave). In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Kev shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Drews turn. Drew was a tanned, cowboy type, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Kev into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Kev sat up and watched me all night."

How about a ride out to bridlington I've never been there.

wow"" all this power and it's only got an aftermarket pipe cough,cough.

It was emotional .

Cheers al

Or I could just use him for a pillow

me n murph may camp out this year , so make room in your tent someone coz I ain't carting a shit load of camping gear down there on the back of the rd. and murph smells so I m not shacking up with that.

someone is taking the piss out of me, its all working alright again.

paul was my pal.i will truly miss him I will be riding to the church to pay my respects to him and his family.

I will have to stick to using my phone for now , so I won't be on much.

I'm on my phone now and it's working . So what the eck is happening with the laptop

met andy (drewpy) up there and had a chinwag , rode my mates 1200 bandit WOW grin factor warp six , my sister hitched a lift on the back of her hubbies ninja , pie and peas on the go, so all in all a good night out.

it must be urgent , he isn't hanging around

then i wash it with wet ones

real men wash with wet one's.

sorry you FAILED I thought the extra pressure may have helped. im not one to rub it in but it's only money just kidding with you , just stick with it , the theory ( in my opinion ) is the worst part.

after I did my "A" test back in the day I was asked three highway code questions , I only got one right , one wrong , and argued about the third , (I was wrong ), he still passed me , ok I know you all want to know what question I argued about, "well" he asked me the stopping distance at forty mph , and I said their isn't one he said take your time and think about it, I said theirs 30mph 50mph and 70mph the cheeky bastard asked me if I had opened my highway code book. he frowned and said unfortunately im going to pass you on your riding ability but when you have a few spare moments , open your highway code book and have a look at it , I thought he was so rude, I have feelings you know

to be totally honest , it's swings and roundabouts that theory test and heres why . my youngest son was 18 when he took his theory test , and he is very bright , im not just saying it , he is. yet it took him five attempts to pass, now ! I know I shouldn't and I love him with all my heart , but my eldest lad is as thick as two short planks, he has dyslexia and needed help with the theory test , yet he passed it the first time.