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up.yours

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  1. iv'e said it b4 and i will keep saying it, chase them to the next set of lights tap on the window with these, then slide them down the front wing, they hate it
  2. me hide, i don't hide, here's a picture of me only last year, obviously not my best side ,of course.
  3. that new avatar,? it's you ain't it , newman.
  4. looking good drewpy, but i would have got a mate to take a picci.
  5. oh ,columbo, how dare you, this is so cruel. it's not what i saw
  6. whats happing barky my old chum..we're all missing your charm and shit i meen whit .
  7. just a little night cap, and some? im glad it's you and not your mum..
  8. up.yours

    foamys 19

    happy belated birthday foams me old mucker?
  9. sorry , im pissed tonight . ill apoligese tomoz, ? then again ? you ask what we can see, well i don't know about these lot, but i see large breast, and one sexy bird.
  10. oh, i would pay to watch you push lipstick where the sun don't shine.
  11. omg,,? who have i been whackin of to, i hope too christ it's not your mother. ps lovely chest by the way.
  12. if you you ever tire of holding your own, ? you know who to shout. that photo works aswell.
  13. don't know, but i do know that beans make you fart,? sorry,, this aint helping is it, as for lights they can blow any time realy, neutral is always a bitch/bastard, to find on most bikes. is the avatar of you. if it is ,i most sincerily apolagise, as i have just whacked one off on the strength it.
  14. don't call my passola again,
  15. my light has three spades and a connector block , thats on the rd andthe passola, infact pretty much all my bikes. if yours is the same, it's pretty much dickhead proof...
  16. they don't make em like they use too anymore,?? THANK GOD..
  17. that reminds me of myself... :biglaugha:
  18. good read, always better with a picture though. take some of the missus aswell,,oh sorry. i ment to say , thats a meaty looking engine,,,?
  19. up.yours

    Diet advice

    oh i don't know about that , them twigs have lovely tight fa@@@ i think you know what i meen..
  20. hows your lad now mike, have you had him to the doc's. im 47 and i fainted for the first time in my life for no apparent reason. i was walking through the town centre and woke up with legs going back and forth in front of me, no one helped me. they probley thought i was an old drunk.and no i don't look like one b4 anyone ask's. anyway i hope it's just a one off and nothing to sinister..
  21. up.yours

    Diet advice

    it's all just fat.
  22. good god , he paid £70 for two aerox's. one rolling chassey the other full plastics no engine. mot + tax it . fixed by you lot , sold for £550 . and he wouldn't even buy me an egg barm.
  23. centre punch it. anti clock wise, on the edge of the nut flange , once it moves use the mole grips, ffs don't pay a garage to do it.
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