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  1. up.yours replied to Dolly Mixture's post in a topic in The Bar
    i wouldn't mind adjusting her crutch clutch?
  2. up.yours replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Events, Rideouts & Trackdays
    nice? enjoy it john, post picci's
  3. up.yours replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Events, Rideouts & Trackdays
    where you of to john.
  4. up.yours posted a post in a topic in Events, Rideouts & Trackdays
    anyone up at barn tomoz?
  5. up.yours replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    veeeeeeeery nice?
  6. up.yours replied to bindie's post in a topic in Random
  7. up.yours replied to Dan53's post in a topic in The Bar
    awaiting with baited breath?
  8. up.yours replied to Noise's post in a topic in Random
    that there kettle thing ,?it's your ferkin boss trying to get some work out a ya. smack im in the gob...
  9. up.yours replied to bindie's post in a topic in Random
    A debt collector knocked on the door of a country family, that made their living weaving cloth. "Is Jack home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "Im sorry," the woman replied. "Jack's gone for cotton." A few weeks later the collector tried again. "Is Jack here today?" Once again the answer was "No, sir, I'm afraid he has gone for cotton." When he returned for the third time and Jack was still nowhere to be seen, he complained, "I suppose Jack is gone for cotton again?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Jack died yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough, there was poor Jack's tombstone, with this inscription: ... "Gone, But Not for Cotton."
  10. up.yours replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    don't talk shite? just wax..
  11. up.yours replied to JoshuaJc's post in a topic in The Bar
    we have an oil man on this forum ;where you get a discount ,take advantage. i use silkolyn by the way. ; it's expensive?.
  12. up.yours replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Random
  13. up.yours replied to no vice's post in a topic in General
    well done that man? congrats
  14. up.yours replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Random
    no morph? He means :special?
  15. up.yours replied to bindie's post in a topic in Random
    where will it end?
  16. up.yours replied to Morpheuz's post in a topic in Random
    he be called; sooty
  17. up.yours replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Random
    ok,. Q - What's the difference between a queer and a microwave? A - A microwave doesn't brown your meat! Q - What do Essex girls use for protection? A - A bus shelter ” Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a miccrowave? A. A microwave doesn't fart when you take your meat out. Whats the most perverse thing on earth? Putting 12 oysters up your grannies fanny and sucking 13 out. !!!
  18. up.yours replied to mervin's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    spray can,
  19. up.yours replied to realrayzor's post in a topic in General
    iv,e been wanting to say this to someone since my dad said it to me,(cheeky git) Now youv'e passed your test you can learn to Ride? congrats mate.
  20. up.yours replied to 2 Wheels's post in a topic in Projects
    better photography pat, not perfect, just better, i suggest you keep it naked, them old plastics look tacky. hey morph, my lad had a yamaha pw50, it never broke down and never fell apart
  21. up.yours replied to 2 Wheels's post in a topic in The Bar
    are you sure .
  22. up.yours replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in The Bar
    congrats jay; old boy.
  23. up.yours replied to Kfc1404's post in a topic in The Bar
    or you can just edit your own post.and deleat it.