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up.yours

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  1. sir cardboard, if you bring him along to squires on it, i will sort it out then he can hitch a lift home on the back with you. this should scare him shitless .he won't want to get on another bike again.
  2. you would though wouldn't you
  3. i bet she still gives good head too.
  4. report the little twat b4 he kills a child
  5. that last sentence has prevented me from calling you a feckin lier, damn you gizmo
  6. hmmm and how do you know nothing is about to come around the corner when your being a dickhead .or a mobile camera isn't lurking down the road.or bambie won't leap from a bush in front of you. anyway we all go out with the intention of driving sensible ,then the devil prods you in the neck and off you go.
  7. sods law john , you come all that way , then get a bloody ticket around the corner
  8. ok cleaver dick, were was your time and place, and don't try telling me it was on a track.
  9. now now andy, get them vivid thoughts out of your head.
  10. you will be pulled up down the road once they have radio'd through to an awaiting colleague. and we have all broke the speed limit like a (dickhead). who can say they havn't ? go on hands up.
  11. my idea will save you the initial outlay
  12. i googled pro-gash and got more than i bargained for , you dirty little bugger.
  13. oh shut up , thats why you got a bike in the first place.
  14. shite 3.18 mins of my life i will never get back.
  15. i once raced an unmarked police car from the lights through radcliff, when asked if the dayglo coats they were wearing didn't arouse suspicion, i said sorry i thought you were just a pair of gays fortunately they had a sence of humour ,told me to slow down or il end up in a cell with a boy named sue , then let me go on my way.
  16. for fuck sake (( silkolene))
  17. for christ sake don't buy cheep shit, put the best you can afford in it. silkolene is good we have an oil man on this forum who does good deals with oil.if you want cheeper oil ? then shop around , but don't put cheep shite in it.
  18. that bloody oxegen thief has to much money (only joking) im glad to hear he's doing alright. maybe he will go to squires for a chat.
  19. up.yours

    helmet

    shark rsr2 period, it works for me.
  20. it's all a con , buy cheep shit.
  21. fuck the sun ,bring me a stick of rock back mate
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