Alex

Even fat ones!

I wouldnt own up to that!

get naked

Well anal didnt work! must be something hidden here!

Yeah yeah yeah....

Yeah sorry mate... like you say its not funny something like that when you have children about etc... Cant believe someone like that who doesnt even know me can think of doing something like that

Check this out its quite good... http://c.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php Pussy made me laugh

I had this happen to me on Mon through to Friday... but got away with it on sat and sun, now ive realised the scam i realised it was their day off!

Heard worse when i was in port hedland!

Yep it was some sad wanker... the post in the bar

Theres a roundabout near when i live in shoreham, which has a taxi rank one side and a tesco petrol station the other.... It is allways soo dangerous on a bike round there, as you get all the dick head taxi drivers filling their diesels up to the absolute brim then when they go round the round about it pisses out of the side and drips on the tarmac.... And then when the police decide that its dangerously dirty they cover it all in sand and fecking leave it there!!!!

Would say happy birthday but ive missed it

Yeah would love to have a Bansee those things are so cool! You should stick some pics up Ashie. Mozzy if you go to an area east of brighton called kemp town or as we call it CAMP town, there is a highly unprobable amount of gays. I have no idea why they have all seemed to move there either? Yeah drink would be good mate, if your looking for funny business get off the train from lancing about 5 stops east

Have fun with it mate

Well thats still gone over my head

Yep im a quater of a century too... that makes me 25 mozzy

Sorry about that everyone.... I was up in Slough for work and never realised the site was down until I got back!!!! And what a surprise that came! and no it wasn’t me trying to show you the other side, makes me feel sick thinking about it. It took me a while to figure out what it was, in the end it I found out that in my control panel in the deny ip settings, someone had added this domains ip and set it up to redirect to a porn site! The really unfortunate thing is here, it wasn’t hackers, it was some knob I don’t know who thought it was funny. Basically over a year ago I helped set up a site for a friend of mine, and had left my log on details set up on his computer and a link in the favourites. He had a party where some twat had logged himself on and thought he would play a prank. Anyway had a serious argument with him, and came soooo close to end up fighting... quite relived it never went that far. He was just one of them people who will just try and wind you up more. So all the details are now wiped from his computer so its only back to me and Pete who have access to this site. Sorry everyone!

Word?

Well this is really sad i know... but a long story... there is a competition at work to see who can best rank for the term "papa smurf" across the top 4 search engines within three months. So if any of you have a website and wouldnt mind adding the following code to your links page it would be most apprecitated!!! <p><a href="http://www.code-d.com/papa-smurf">Papa Smurf</a> All you want to> know about Papa Smurf and the Smurfs.</p>

It done really well in the Dakar

hahaha im going to be a few miles closer to brighton soon as well!!! have brought a flat in farm road in hove aghh....

The good old bumble bee paintwork rules

Going to have to say that one!

You perverts!!! Just came back for another look

My friend isnt allowed to use the word brain storm!!!! has to use the term thought shower to be pc!!!