Alex

Yeah i remember an email going round with smart answers for police...

Hmm.... Alex goes looking for a large pumpkin

My mates a police man, and he is the most unfit person i know... he was telling me they had to lower the bleep test as too many people were failing... its only level 4-5 i cant remember which... basically slow jogging speed.

Was that shelf unit £8?

Dont think i would have been too keen to ride your 500.... i remember the 250 used to make the ground shake

Well its still a ford.... Fix Or Repair Daily

Always remember almost coming off my bike just after the rear section had been resprayed... typical council workers covering a bend in sand!!!!

I was banned from driving in Victoria.... this pic says it all

There has been over 2200 downloads of them today! Around 5000 this week

Well just realised why im getting around 2000 uniques a day to my portfolio site...... Tesco Value Valentines Cards Thought they may be of use to save some money for bike parts

So when did you get your haircut Well here is a pic of my old bike... Need to find a suitable replacement

Sod that with drum brakes!

Welcome to the forums mate, in regards to the DT mozzy is your man. I had an older DTR which had the powervalve open and it was fine... whats your CR i used to have a CR250 my best off road bike ever!

Well what happened to you then Mozz...

Would have been worth the laugh

I really want to buy an Xbox now ive seen MotoGP

Hello mate.... dont know who is from manchester but im sure someone will be

Hey welcome mate... nice car too I used to have an old MK3 turbo... ran about 350bhp if i remember, best car i ever had nothing ever went wrong... too expensive on fuel for me though so had to buy a bike instead

I love the things, i want one with the oval window but just sooo expensive. I want mine black with these wheels want different caps to these though And of course cream leather...

Theres hundreds here mozz you can hotlink to http://www.mysmilies.com/

I never knew you had a bug! get some pics up

Yeah it looks cool! http://www.yamahaclub.com/cms/content/view/53/2/

Well this is really sad... but the geek in me got the better. I decompiled the flash movie, to see if there was any easter eggs.... however there wasnt but heres a few i think no one would guess! airbags model murder cyborg candy heat bulge david brent limbo feed ball lens herbie is cool

You cant deny it either mozzy... cant come down to brighton without wanting to look me up