Alex
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How would you know mate Anyway hiya Dizzy... just reminded me of an old computer game Massive 2 meg game!!! Anyway enough of this retro crap... welcome aboard! -
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> > > ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION > > > > > > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The > > > priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? > > > Yes, Father it is. > > > And who was the woman you were with? > > > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. > > > Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may > > > as > > > well tell me now. > > > Was it Tina Minetti? > > > I cannot say. > > > Was it Teresa Volpe? > > > I'll never tell. > > > Was it Nina Capeli? > > > I'm sorry but I cannot name her. > > > Was it Cathy Piriano? > > > My lips are sealed. > > > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? > > > Please, Father, I cannot tell you. > > > The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi > > > and > > > I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend > > > church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. > > > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and > > > whispers, > > > What'd you get? > > > Four months vacation and five good leads...
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49 Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Mooooooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former sl*t. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................B*tch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am ! sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Oh how so true ... bloddy french
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Pretty sure that the certificate wont make any difference to them mate, arnt they registered to the bike?
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Video clip here http://www.eurogamer.tv/index.php?playlist...sbcgb9b1s3dmiv2
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I have to say she always looks so happy thats a plus to me
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When i used to motorcross as a kid i could never touch the ground... not a problem just lean the bike over
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I cant even afford an xbox let alone a bike now... have just brought a flat, nowhere to park a car so may have to trade it in for something with two wheels!
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I have to say that this game looks amazing!!! MotoGP 2006 Any of you played it? Just wish i had an Xbox now
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Wish they had done that for the first frame i got powdered!
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Glad to know its not all been fun and games
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OR maybe the 3rd... 4th... 5th... who knows she could get lucky
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Yeah its soo hard to choose! If i could have anyone in the world, it would take me years to choose!
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Nice one... the wife must have been the hard part
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Another day out for you then mate to make us envy over... are you ever going to get a job!
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Make sure that you put bolts in all the threads so they dont all get killed!!! and be very careful when taking the bolts out that you dont slit the coating
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Everything happens for a reason mate, and im sure something better will come along. Excellent pics and that sure looked like fun
