There are loads of 2 stroke lovers here. A growing number of us go to the 2 stroke meet at squires in Yorkshire for the forums, unofficial, annual meet. Quite a few of us are also members of the aircooledrdclub forum amongst others. If you look in the ride out section there will be many posts and threads for the annual events. Probably easier to search for "squires" just don't mention t shirts!
As for a kidney for a RD, I did sell a project one late last year but a single kidney is never going to fill me up so you need to throw a bag of chips in at least.