He was going to do gigs at the London Area this year but I have been told that ALL Jackson dates have been cancelled.
That includes Bobby, aged 5, and Ryan, aged 9.
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a push bike parked outside his house.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them.
What does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson’s hand.
Two paramedics arrived at michael jackson's place answering the 911 call. the first paramedic said, "what should we try first"
The Other paramedic said. " i don't know about you, but I'm going on the ferris wheel"