mike1949

Don't be too despondent Nic. It's just that we get a lot of "One hit wonders" They come on here to ask for a solution for their problem, hoping to get an answer and are never heard of again. Iv'e noticed that has happened to a couple of "Girlie Bikers" lately. As previously said, introduce yourself first then ask your problem in the appropiate section. But don't treat this forum as a " Google search forum" Believe it or not but we are biking community.

Tescos arrested AW-T for stealing two bottles of wine and some cheese. And that's only for starters!

An English biker goes into a French cafe, when the waiter comes over to take his order the biker asks "Have you got frogs legs?" "Yes" replied the waiter "well, hop away and get me a steak then"

ALSO I do like that you put your old man first. (interests section)

Hi Jayne, I like your mine, his and sons bikes.

Brill :lol: :lol:

Brill :D I went into that very same pub and a soldier which was sat at the bar ordered a steak and kidney pie, which he put into his left ear, he then ordered a pork pie which he put into his right ear. I asked the barmaid what was that all about? She said "He comes in hear every night, He's in the Pioneer Corp."

The happiest song for me is "Mull of Kintyre" (my wedding) The "bring back memories" song for me is "Waterloo Sunset" (stationed in Chatham) The most played song by me is "All along the Watchtower" The second most played song by me is "Walk of Life"

No, but I've got a granny in the ghurka's. :lol: Hope this helps. Also I've got an auntie in the camel corp, but she's excused boots. :lol:

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Christmas day Free's "Alright now" After my wife's fantastic Christmas dinner. Rod Stewart's "If you think i'm sexy" After a bottle of wine. Hot Chocolate's "You sexy thing" After two bottles of wine. The Rolling Stones "It's all over now" After three bottles of wine. Finally, after four bottles of wine Artist unknown "show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed"

My dad did drown in a beer vat, it took two hours for him to die. That's because he had to get out three times for a piss!

Hi Keiran, unlike tax and MOT, the bike is only insured for the current owner. You will have to insure it through your own insurance company. Regards Mike

Photograph No. 10 Two union Jacks, one's the right way up and the other(one on the left nearest to camera) is upside down.

I should have guessed, names ending with O or I usually is Italian.

Hi Pictwarrior, welcome to the forum, but I'm more interested in your navy rank than your bike at this stage. I served in the Royal Navy and our ranks were Junior Seaman, Able Seaman, Leading Seaman(me) Petty Officer, Chief Petty Officer. Fleet Chief and then Warrant Officer. So my question is where does second class Petty Officer fit into this lot? I'm going back a few years now but when I was on the "Ark Royal" we visited Fort Lauderdale and Jacksonville in Florida, Boy, did we have a fantastic time.

Welcome Muaro. Purely out of inter cultural curiosity, where does your name originate from? Hazarding a guess I would say New Zealand/Papua new guinea? I hope I haven't offended you. Mike

That may be so, but you have gone about it the totally wrong way to get any help. Look, put your wife/girlfriend on line, I'm sure she will listen to reason and understand why you are not getting any help.

i was ridding yhh i reved trotal rev it again it die noo solt asholes Blimey, yamahaaeroxkidoo Have we got spelling/dyslexia problems, if so tell your old Uncle Michael.

The second photo looks like the dingoes got into your garage overnight and stripped the carcass down to the bones.

Welcome to the forum Cecil, I presume El Terrible refers to your name. Was in Brizzle yesterday, tried to get to Fowlers but never quite managed it though. I'm not aware of any clubs in Bristol mainly because I don't live there.Duh! Nice intro by the way.

Sorry MRR, I think I lost it when after getting on a bus today in Brizzle after showing the driver my bus pass he actually waited until I sat down before he pulled away.

The point is ?????????????? ?????????????? Maybe I'm missing the point here but it seems that you are the rude one here.

What I tend to do is pull up to the vehicle in front of me, get in neutral and hold the bike using the front brake lever, (both feet are on the ground),when moving off apply clutch lever and select first gear, put right foot on rear brake pedal, let go of front brake lever, rev up slowly and let the clutch lever out, when it bites take your foot off the rear brake pedal and away you go. Don't forget, practice makes perfect.

Hi Lubs, I strongly recommend buying a Haynes manual. By the way,