Four dads introducing their sons.
Scottish dad said. "this is my son Andrew, we named him Andrew because he was born on St Andrews day"
Welsh dad said. "this is my son David, we named him David because he was born on St Davids day"
English dad said. "this is my son George, we named him George because he was born on St Georges day"
Irish dad said, let me introduce my son, Pancake.