barkwindjammer

Ahhhh

WRONG

A woman golfer was horrified when her drive hit a man at the next hole, He clasped his hands at his crotch in agony, the lady rushed over apologising profusely and said "I'm a physio (dontcha know) and I could ease the pain if you'd let me, he agreed to let her try and She took his hands away from his crotch and put her hand down the front of his trousers "how does that feel she said"? "magic he said but my thumb still hurts like fuk"!

well Scotchland is a big place, and theres some people up here that I dont understand, http://www.clyde1.com/Article.asp?id=1210429&spid=32080 click on Ina Norovirus WTF up here we call these people 'rockets' there must be folks in England that are similar?

Best thing to do is show us your knockers

You have PM, , its just a wee camera

Jo wot?

Tarrantino

Not been on MSN messenger either, maybe he's on the nest

Acid (tv) any other examples ?

Eee by gum I said!

Hey John did he sing yeez a song? "cos ah would ride 500 mile an ah would ride five hunner more"

And the moral is,,,,,,,, Buy a Jawa seemples

Hey 'Maverick' !, hows it hingin fanny bawz?

Bawbags

Been thrown out of two pet shops in the space of a week WTF

My first bit of sabbotage would have to be 'instating' the 'Blittish-gassed-coloured potatoe head man' advert, top of the front page for maximum annoyance I've never seen a more inviting face for a good healthy punch

Mountain

Tennis?

Nope, I'd go for the stratocaster

He asked me to be the Chairman of the Bored, of course I declined, I'm too fik see !

I hope you sleep with a plastic bag over your head, the wee ones are nostril sized

I got it too, here it is, I didnt click on the link though-it might not be safe From IvolvaVak Hi How are you? I'm sorry to PM' you without permission. I was wondering if you could join our new community at http://www.Yamahaforum.com Please feel free to join and help us building the largest Yamaha enthusiasts community. Thank you in advance for the support. Mike now blocked in my messenger

I gave Delia a call, she was pissed and incoherent, well it is after 3:30pm, so I phoned Nigella instead, I forgot my question and the Tourettes kicked in, "cracking tits" didnt go down well and she hung up I think the answer is - dont open the oven door for a look, the temp falls rapidly and result is shrivelling