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barkwindjammer

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  1. barkwindjammer replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Video Section
    I think we should be helping Kev here, he needs help
  2. Now if this was a man driving the car would have come to a controlled stop wouldnt it? http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/news/YouTube-girl-tells-skating-car-ordeal/article-1674255-detail/article.html
  3. barkwindjammer replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in General
    Forks
  4. barkwindjammer replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in General
    The
  5. Welcome back to what Jeremy Clarkson has recently described as "the best modern interpretation of the YOC using an old model sinclair ZX spectrum computer speed emulator,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in the world !"
  6. Right, thats a bit annoying now
  7. Return of the Jawa II
  8. Ok Mr Gatso-lego, so lert me see please, thats G for Guppta, A for Apple, S for Sultana, Dash for Dash, U for You You Basterd guy, P for Pilau, is that correct please sir?
  9. barkwindjammer replied to Rich_B's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    I believe these individuals should be allowed their 'protest', 'individual' is clearly what they are after all, a tiny minority within these lands of ours, the BNP were 'allowed' their 'stage' and were subsequently judged by this nation of ours.
  10. barkwindjammer replied to Rich_B's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527) "the war on terror" is a sales pitch, and we're buying it, lock, stock and barrell
  11. How did he get the Mayors job in the first place, you can tell just by looking at him that he's 'no-right'
  12. barkwindjammer replied to Durkster's post in a topic in Insurance
    FOOTMAN-JAMES, thats FOOTMAN JAMES, I changed to them for this year as they were the cheapest after much phoning around. I called FOOTMAN JAMES and spoke to a pleasant wee lass called Sarah, after 15 mins questioning and getting the cost £ sterling I told her that I was gonna shop around-as you do, so I asked Sarah for a REF number (reference number) which I got. spent 2 days phoning around other insurers and concluded that FOOTMAN JAMES was the better option- however ! on calling FOOTMAN JAMES back I got call centre top tosser called Wayne and what a top tosser he was, I gave my REF number to him- no joy !, he insisted that I go through the entire 15 minute question session all over again ( at my expense and time)----next years sales loss ! its not just about the cost for me, its the level of service, and in this case how irritating the top tosser from FOOTMAN JAMES was in not accepting my previously prepared REF number next year CIA will have a new source of revenue me thinks. so for all you Insurance professionals out there "once bitten-twice shy" rant over ahh, thats better so if anyone working for FOOTMAN JAMES gets this---REF numbers keep happy bunnies happy--and keeps the revenue rolling in--simples.
  13. barkwindjammer replied to Airhead's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    never mind OG, just toast yer socks in front of the fire and watch the 'airy bikers' eeee, its a reet laugh ya na !
  14. barkwindjammer replied to YAMAHA MAN's post in a topic in Naked
    when you've got your bike looking the 'Dawgz danglies', admire your proficient effort, and drink in the envy of others putting your ride back together after a casual wash,, PART 1 take bolt A1 (part number -BE 34122200000065) and locate in the chamioux leather mop jig (part number CLMJ 41000000c897) follow steps 1-814, hey presto
  15. barkwindjammer replied to YAMAHA MAN's post in a topic in Naked
    Just wash it fur fuxache
  16. barkwindjammer replied to JYA12R's post in a topic in The Bar
    All the best to you and yours for the coming year "may yer lums reek lang" slanje e var
  17. barkwindjammer replied to choppernorgate's post in a topic in The Bar
    Yep, definately a 'no-righter'
  18. barkwindjammer replied to YamaGod's post in a topic in Video Section
    It doesn't contain the script line "What the fuck?", ALL American funded block-busters contain this 'obligatory' exclamation within the first 8 minutes of the screen-play, its a 'contractual obligation'
  19. I think only very early rear shocks with a screwed on rod end could be repaired, but I might be wrong ? anyway, here how some types are made
  20. barkwindjammer replied to kawasakiinit's post in a topic in The Bar
    Merry Christmas to you and yours, may it be a peacefull one Jim
  21. barkwindjammer replied to Airhead's post in a topic in The Bar
    Good old Mrs Oldgitonabike, she's a wee Gem
  22. barkwindjammer posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    Happy birthday 2Wheels I'll have a Guinness in your honour and wish you many happy returns Wot about ye
  23. barkwindjammer replied to mervin's post in a topic in Video Section
    This kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in ones mouth
  24. barkwindjammer replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Video Section
    and features an engineering Icon on my doorstep <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>