Just had a call from the manager at my local Aldi, it turns out that after I had gone through my long speil about the Old Git on the computermabob that said Aldi were getting coffins in, soon, she had thought I was talking about 'Halls mentholiptus'?, the language barrier I guess, anyway take back what I said about Aldi customer service, the guy went that extra mile, an example to us all
and their not doing a coffin in the near future as far as he's aware !