barkwindjammer
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If the Hoff and Barack like it, then so do I thats a yes my Sherona ! , lot better on 'mute' must say tho'
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John Smiths is an excellent quality beer, with a smooth finish, good body and first class continuity and quality control, reasonably priced to boot !
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Whats the correct way of washing your bike?
barkwindjammer replied to Super_Shabz's topic in Yamaha Workshop
What about spiders, the ones that wait for you to go to your 'snoogie', then build a glistening web from the top of the mirrors - down, daily ! -
Mobylette (power source :dynamo from Kiev) Jawa (power source :old soviet moon-lander bits and chicken Kiev) Mobylette sportivo 1 Jawa academicals 0
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I know next to fek all but, its not ABS system from Khazakstan is it ? where's regards JimR when you need him?
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This is so not funny, and keep Angus out of this, I have'nt told him yet, I've no spare wellies anyway, I thought about asking her sister to try talk her round? wojjy think?
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My Girlfriend wont talk to me I got caught sh@gging her sister when she found out she phoned me in a rage I asked if she could forgive me,and she snarled down the phone "you disgust me", and promptly hung up I called her back and said "babes I'm so sorry but you have got it all wrong, we never disgussed you at all" any advice would be helpfull
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There's a recession on, thats more my price range, does it come in a range of colours, like OG's *MagiccolourchangingDT, by Little tykes TM) ?
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Toknaboot?, yep done the 'Pit', did the Dukes pass 2 weeks ago, hot spell, wall to wall pelt !, its Kelso this weak-end are ye goin ?
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Hi Blackhat, your 'Shell' jacket and yellow tammy are not flattering to your skin tone, or strange stooping posture, from the pic I cant read the 'speach bubble' pinned to your front however you look very familiar, have'nt I seen you at 'Madame 2 sods', 'Embra castle', 'Pitlochrey jail', and in the window display of 'Matalan', oh and also 'Nordic-world', and 'Mother Shiptons Cave', its yoo is'nt it?
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We apologise for the long winded interruption in transmission , due to some technical difficulty that our briiiilllliiiiaaaaannnnttt engineers have now fixed , we can now go back to the programme, as advertised
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3 bottles of 'Diamond white' first, 10 fags for after , like Baden Powell once said- "one teapot of gin meinhost"
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that reminds me, the 'Gladius' is a fairly good looking bike, the name however makes me think of camp muscle bound sandals, toga, breast plate, olive oiled wrestlers with square heads? a wee bit burlesque, whats wrong with 'insurgent' or 'Xplodar',anyhoo, what do I know, mines is a Divvy, translated means Divvet-gash-snatch-camels hoof etc
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Like the first post too, do you get one of 'those' with the bike? I'll just take one of 'those' then, you can keep the bike, so how much with the bike taken off Johnny? Yep must admit it looks 'cybertastic', riding position looks pants tho'
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Handles like a cow Jimbow
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I think thats harsh, he mebbe didnt have his specs on
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Wow thats triiippppppy aaaiiiinnnnttt iiittt ?????? thats gonna stick in my head for daze now !
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She'll go Bolero !, where are ya gonna hide that?
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They still need TLC tho' ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340">
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maybe try setting needle up a notch and then 'lean' the mix? anyhoo hows the moustache coming on ?
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Quote: JimR,,, but a question I have for you is how do you fuel up the BF ? to me it looks well dodgy ! After I bought old Angus I sought some advice from a Farmer type , I asked him "so what do the local cows get by on then John"? so every day after work I give him his bottle of 'Diamond white', and 10 fags I drew the line at the fake tan though, I dont think it would have shown up against his hair colour
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My vote for what its worth name them
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Cant you nick one off a Phantom ?
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is that what the young yins call a 'Fro' ?
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your on the inside lane ya wuss , only guisin, yep bikes lookin 'smairt sur'