barkwindjammer

Kin 'El , didnt the police have a beemer with a roof like this?

your only 'frend' by the looks of you, should av gone to 'spec-savers'

1: get your 'pal' to show you how he does it, in time for next years track day 2:hire a 'Sumo-suit' from your local fancy dress hire shop, and go for the track day event, hide in toilets while your 'pal' sits on the grid, run out and mount the bike only at the very last minute after the stewards have left the grid 3:cover the bike and your 'pal' in ' ylang ylang oil to mask the parafin 4:check your medical insurance 5:get new tyres, prontisimo, or quickly whichever is sooner 6: start again, this time omit the parafin 'with gusto' bit

Moby-dick

Pizza

Ok back to the thread, Peacefull easy feeling by the Eagles, for one of the slow dances

, right if this disney get sensible, am gettim ma bag-pipes oot,

I can see a red wire and a green wire, electrics baffle me

Well I managed 31 seconds of that

Sounds like a mature, interesting guy to me! If he is a member of the local comunity group he must be OK - right? He does'nt look right

Just as well its only four 'strokes', cos thats all I could handle ! aye chihauhau

Want that one

Jeez what a dampener to start a trip on, hope you get it sorted out big yin, this is a great site aint it !

Dancing Queen or another ABBA song always fills the floor

I think He'll be a convert to St Bruno now he's a 'flyer' mupp mupp pffff

That is pretty sick tho' now that I can read it, I'd never even heard of a jawa til' I came on here, oh dear that does'nt look good, like I said before I'm not a grass, each to their own

Well?, somebody say something, yep its a girl, so keep it clean

Laphroaig?

I would need to borrow yours or JimR's specs to read that , all I can see on the newsrag is 'pokes are working' ? grafitti anywhere is an eyesore at the best of times, bad spelling in grafitti is what really gets me, why is'nt there a nightschool or something where they can learn to do it properly?

What on 'google-earth', lol, I had a couple of PM's from the 'starfish' guy and didnt have anything to say to him, it does'nt bode well to grass !

with gun cleaning, she knows that already, some wimmen are gojjis when theyre angry, this one aint

I'm trying to win over the heart of my maid Marion, and I think the jaffa cakes gained me some ground, she didnt aim her 4/10 at me the other night out of her bed chamber window

Something not right there Drewpy, If only Fred Dibnah (God rest his weary soul) were still around he'd have that knocked up in no time, a pint first of course hey hey, just wonder what this joker would have as a 'buy it the noo' price?

The Devil makes work for Idle hands I'd be wearing a lid inside the car, "whit a brasser" !