barkwindjammer

One of the best ways to counter 'shock' in the casualty at this kind of 'incident' is to give them a small amount of sugar by way of a warm drink like tea, or if theyre not nausious a little foodstuff. "Here pal, salt and vinegar crisps, dip in"

Fur fuxake! (sweet jesus) He's back, potatoe head, and the menu still drops down behind him?

Well done that lass, if you thinkin about doin it again next year you could have a 'Lady Godiva' theme ? just a suggestion keep on the good work

Now thats lazy

lol, it means 'one'or 'man' thats not a jibe at you being able to go 'paint-balling' in tall grass without anyone noticing

happy birthday and many happy returns big yin !

Three elderly bikers were killed today, and another rider was taken to hospital in a critical condition, all were members of 'Motorcycle Touring Club of Europe' the crash happened in Mezzolombardo near Trento-northern Italy, the two couples were from the south of England, heard on the radio today sympathies to all of the families and friends of the victims.

WOOF thats gonna make things hard for me

ooh Matalan too good for you then?

lol Ahrrr, well that might be so, but ad be wearin ma kilt !, and I do believe they have a similair attire in the Phillipines-only made out of grass

Did ye kno she's got an IQ of 140, we'd be rumbled in 8 seconds flat, mainly by the un-controllable drool, oh, and the inability for coherent speech

Snap ! me too, hey we should start a club

Well done Pilningas, good work, I've got two words to say Aye and Chihauhau

the pics not came up Merv, its a box with a red X in it, in properties it says 'type not available' !

anyone know where I can get a wallpaper of Professor Miang Lee-the knee trembler from 'Brainiacs' ? thank you

two much information does your better half ask you to 'woggle it' ? 'just a little bit'

I dont think the YOC is a good place to be raising an issue that has so much controversy and passion surrounding it, I myself find it a puzzler, as in a previous post I posed this- Incidentaly, thats a very good point Q:, when does a remark become 'racist' a, when an expletive is used ? b, when theres a skin colour involved ? c, when the recipient is not in a good mood ? after all under the skin we're all the same, except Welsh people, isn't it !

wouldnt it be a good idea if the forum had all the on-line mags in one place, it could replace the 'always-empty' calendar section

You've had your 'smoke-machine' turned up too high

Yep, the birds dont actualy talk buddy, Dr Doolittle was a fake

Hi buddy had a look at a link to 'bike-gear.com' that oor Goff put up in another post, it has the enforcer gloves your looking at, it also has Spada 'force 2 WP' which I take to mean Water Proof-at 4p cheaper, thats a saving of 4p buddy , it pays to shop around !

Lol, brilliant, begs the question, can you imagine what it would be like if all the 'technology' across the globe was turned off for just one week?