barkwindjammer

you want something that'll turn heads

Would that be B'stard or Partridge?

Deuce !

Which one Stevo?, the Beemer? sweet !

I dont find myself pretentious enough or even have enough spare cash to have a 'cherished' number plate, each to their own though, however I think that some thought should be put into buying one, I've seen plates like B19 ED1E (big Eddie I presume) then watched as some wee 5'8" nyaff steps out of the car, here are another couple of examples from my locale that make me LOL, and no these are not made up ! T4 JUR, from a short distance this looks like TAJUR (the Scots equivelant of TODGER !) D14 REA, (Diahorrea?)

Bloody Ferrero Rochet, she'll be looking for something better than that off you Kev !

Just tell them your 'ill', we'll vouch for you m8 its an outrage

Dear Santa http://bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/2074/biggest-pipes-you-ever-seen.html#

With the dark nights already upon us my thoughts are already turned to all things 'shed like' and 'Alchemy' http://www.bikevis.com/video-of-bullets.html oooohhh

I'd go for the Hagons then if they're in good nick and at a decent price

doesnt the 91 900 have a mono-shock on it?

And which one are you?

Happy Birthday 'Maverick'

Pink, thats one woman I wouldnt mind a damn good kicking from

Que' est un pint de Carlsberg dans la village ?

Yes Mi Amore, 'esra taf' is middle mediteranian meaning 'good reef'

Where do the most 'canny' among you buy your supplies of well known rust prohibitor and bike embalming potion--ACF50, I've had a look around and noticed that the 'product' is sold in containers that look 'back-street' i.e. extremely easy to replicate, you/we could could be buying any old pish (quite literaly), are there any 'authentification' (spell-check.com) marks for example, and how much do you pay?

Audi

Airline

Eats shoots and leaves, and no I'm not talking about a panda! dont be duped by him girls

Improvement on the 'muscle-roller' thing

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