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Not so fast Drewpy, as nutritionists now reckon we all need to add 1800 calories to the previous guidelines-given to us by nutritionists this could be the way to go, and its got orange stuff in it-this could contribute to your '5-a-day', just imagine how much more energy the kids at scout camp would have

Dix points

I just got me a noo front wheel, anyone got any tips for cleaning it? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

The Sunday Sport this weekend, "ET's face found on baboons arse"

Its the sense of 'community' that makes this the bestest wee forum in the W.hole W.ide W.orld and thanks too Goff, but you can keep the 'gay' ones, I've nothing against them, they're just not right, are they ?

I'm just guessing here, having seen your latest pic there's something different about you you've been dying your hair-haven't you !

I seem to have used up my years supply of 'emoticons', when does the new 'issue' come out ?

Sounds the business for long trips Stu, how much was that then ?

An elderly man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "Oh no, surely that's not the best that you have?" Hearing that, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," he said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man said, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.. On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there are no funds in that account." "I know," said the old man................ ......"but let me tell you about my weekend!"

Great pics there Drewps, looks like a great day out, funny to see everyone in rain-suits, but alas the sun shines for the riteous

Welcome Delbert arrrr

There are 3 types of restrictor for the XJ, the first one shown here is a 'Washer' type plate that reduces the amount of air/fuel,4 of these. or this one which acts like a 'stop' on the carb slides, 4 of these and this type sits under the intake rubbers on top of the manifold, also 4 of these so get the tank off and the air-box and start delving, be very carefull with the rubbers (oooh eeer Missus) hope this helps

Seems a paradox that all these years later the Brave Lads and Lassies of this country are in foreign lands fighting for our continued freedom, fighting an enemy part funded by the humble poppy

Rocker

I pull my feathered hair when I see floating cloth too

Be carefull tonight all you pyro-maniacs and remember fireworks are as dangerous as some of the idiots who mess with them

Welcome to the Asylum Forum Cloudy, take a seat, the nice nurse will be along shortly to administer your meds this is what she looks like so you'll recognise her from the rest of the patients

high score 2482, its a gas

Jeez thats clever

Now this kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in the room and nippy eyes

http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts/

Delectable Vampire Licensing Authority its a British thing Yammy, if you claim to be a vampire you need a license in this country-mumbo jumbo if you ask me

The Durty Germans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo-SrgalQIQ

Doody ?