barkwindjammer

Yep that was the instantly recognisable Asda theme from off the telly Butt ! did you know this (blagged off another site, tightbastards.com forum) Does your other half shop at Asda ? If she does, is she getting her 'money-off' vouchers after each shop? I think ASDA have shot themselves in the foot here. They are advertising that they're 10% cheaper than Tesco, Sainsbury etc. All you have to do is enter your receipt number into ASDA's website and then print out your voucher for money off your next shop. Mrs Woman is getting about £10-£15 a week back. All her mates are doing it as well. I think ASDA rely on people not bothering. The truth of course is that ASDA are NOT 10% cheaper, but have to honour the pledge when you put in your receipt number. The only 'rules' seem to be 1, You enter the receipt number after 24 hrs 2, If your receipt is 'in-store', your voucher can only be used 'in-store' (same for 'on-line' deliveries) 3, Only 1 voucher per transaction....ie.. use it or lose it. Make sure SWMBO is aware of this (hammer) (hammer) P.S. I'm not a fan of ASDA, or any of them. They're all out to con us in their own way. BUT.. if you can get something back....GET IT BACK!

So, how's the patio looking ?

Thats a good find Kelum

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Wont be there unfortunately Blackie I'm working all weekend can you get me one of those 'break-glass-emergency-whisky-keyrings' ?

I hope you get flies in your teeth

It will keep the flies out your teeth I didn't notice your 900 div in the 'for sale section' I would give my right manboob for one

That sounds pervy DDT, what does it mean Hi and welcome to the 'ward' Fingle

Hi Chris and welcome to the nuthoose

Yes, but the time you've done all that-are you still in the same country ?

Respe in pace Barry-a legend and hero to many of us middle age fat blokes

Hi and welcome to the 'ward' Jonny

Minty ?

What top speed do you get ?

Leave the choke alone-you shouldn't need it unless its nearly zero outside

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of TAMPONS and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

Starter button ?

You can get an ointment for that welcome to the nuthouse Erich

Do we call you Thong then ?

Hi and welcome to the asylum Bjorg-nice looking bike you have there

SPAMMER

Was he looking at your face when he told you this ? , or somewhere else

A solenoid is a simple on or off device, so if that failed your float bowls would run out of fuel and splutter to a stop, dont really know what would cause a gradual loss of power on a bike-so cant help you there