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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Easter sunday 24th April, the annual easter egg run to Kinross, anyone within or near the central belt are welcome to come along, and of course all/any donations will be gratefully recieved http://www.chas.org.uk/carron-valley-mcc-and-miss-scotland-visit-rachel-house.html

I think its just your imagination-and a touch of Noobism ?, its a common ailment, sometimes shows itself with 'compulsive chain tension checking' (mainly in males though)

LED is mind bending, just say No !

Hi and welcome to the Y-O-C NEV

Welcome to the 'ward Dan

Hi Jay and welcome to the 'ward' , several XVS regulars on here, I'm sure they'll be along soon to keep you right

Fred Sidebottom ?

And for those that are missing it, The boat that Guy built on BBC I-player he's crazier than a box of frogs

Here's a nice example Broonie http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-tdr250-/190522933483?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item2c5c0d40eb

Hi and welcome to the 'ward' Danny , nice little bike the YBR, and like you say cheaper to run than a guzzler

gonna get yoursel one Broonie ?

God Dammit Mervin I was about to start a book and giving 10-1 evens

Ah, but will he have a new pose for the camera ?

perseverence pays off-sales of Selleck Waterfall Sandwiches are falling as a result

Try putting an intro in the 'New members section'

Here's one here Kelum http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_nkw=yamaha+xv125+gasket+set&_sacat=0&_dmpt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&_dmd=2&_odkw=yamaha+gasket+sets&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313

Here's one for that 'transition' stage http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-BMW-C1-RED-125cc-Scooter-/170625645161?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item27ba14ba69

Happy Birthday to the girl that broke a few hearts by leaving the Y-O-C for white lace and promises (or should that be Black lace?) anyhoo Many happy returns Goff And here's your musical requests http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xwjx6XyiM

Happy belated Birthday Paul, and many happy returns

Welcome to the Y-O-C Ronny

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