1: get your 'pal' to show you how he does it, in time for next years track day
2:hire a 'Sumo-suit' from your local fancy dress hire shop, and go for the track day event, hide in toilets while your 'pal' sits on the grid, run out and mount the bike only at the very last minute after the stewards have left the grid
3:cover the bike and your 'pal' in ' ylang ylang oil to mask the parafin
4:check your medical insurance
5:get new tyres, prontisimo, or quickly whichever is sooner
6: start again, this time omit the parafin 'with gusto' bit