barkwindjammer

Saw this guy in Barcelona a couple of years ago, pretty kOol ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QSJVihpRDw

This is never gonna 'overwrite' the memory of OG in his 'Candy-bra', like Foamstar said "that which is seen, cant be unseen', great advert however-except the bit where he says "the only thing to 'top' is yourself"?

A Vicar books into an Hotel and says to the Hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" "NO" she says "its just regular porn you sick b@st@rd"

sup to you m8, but I'd go wi Drewpy and say the problem sounds like its in the regulator/rectifier area

If your getting a continuity reading then the rotor is ok, its only 1 single winding, therefore you get something or nothing usually, however you shouldnt get a continuity reading between winding and any other metal parts of the rotor-except obviously the commutator, normally as well as the insulating varnish layer there will be a plastic shield that the coil is wrapped around, so it seems unlikely that there would be a 'short' from the coil to the rotor shaft

I couldnt remember it !

, I hope thats shandy

not a bike alternator I kno', but they all work on same principal. how it works

The rotor isnt magnetised, its purely an electro-magnet made of soft iron (this doesnt mean it wont be slightly magnetised-with age), you can put 12v directly to the rotor circuit, this excites the rotor, once the alternator is spinning and powers up-this initial 12v kick drops off

Have you already tested for continiuty across the rotor Steve ?

Thats scary !

awesome Drewpy Hell hath no fury !

I dread to think how on google Earth you came across this one Merv?

Bargain Pete, you jammy ballister !

INXS ?

A family was driving behind an Anne Summers delivery truck when a large dildo flies out and hits their car windscreen to hide her embarassment the mother says to the children "that was a big insect was'nt it" to which 7 year old Kevin replies "I'm surprised it could f^cking fly with a cock that size"

Maybe he's the 'occupational health' guy at work-ergonomics and all that PMSL, good 1 Dave

Hi and welcome to the sanitorium, I cant think of a better way to start biking-a bonnie wee custom she is

You said it was a durty weekend, a birthday treat !

Hows it hangin big yin ?

The nice nurse will be along shortly (cue the tumbleweed)

Now that kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in your mouth

Welcome aboard, great site this !, I like to give the lovely peeps the impression that us Scots have progressed and are now 'sophisticated', so dont be tellin rude jokes or using foul language, remember there are literaly ,, 1 or 2 ladies on here so keep it clean