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  1. drewpy

    rectirier?

    yep, its just diodes which only let electricity flow in one direction. set multimeter to dc 12v and connect each wire if the juice flows both ways ie + and - switched , the diodes are gone. there are probably more tests but i don't know any more.
  2. have you downloaded a service manual? not sure on your carbs so that would be the best place to start
  3. got that OT, I prefer classic bike to CMM ATM, good write ups and stuff I don't normally see. xs650 bindun loads with speed blocks. @blacky; the paint job will be "different" I can tell ya. Just emailed a friend to price it up. that's a cb750 dohc so it looks like reverse comstars, which are standard!
  4. spanish cb750 tracker, If mines turns out like this I'll be dead chuffed. all wiring is inside the down/cross tubes, they had to cut the frame to do it click on image for more pikkies
  5. another Northern Lad! Giz, meet at Squires for the YOC later on in the year if you fancy it. free camping and free 2am alarm clock curtisy of up.yours
  6. bidders from Bideford? Intro sounds like Kev's Knob, short and sweet (so he told me)
  7. Simon, stop SHOUTING! I know some of us are older and of a more mature nature, but we are not deaf! Netiquette dictates if your shouting (ie wrting in uppercase) your angry and upset!
  8. shit happens Chris, sorry to hear that. One question, did those Pizzas arrive on time? messing with ya mate, no excuse not to do your dissertation now though!
  9. drewpy

    bananas

    you'll give Kev a hard on
  10. thanks for the heads up Rocky (where's bullwinkle these days!) good resource
  11. Good resource, find your bike and see what movie it was in!! Kev's was was in "confession of a banana bike boi" http://www.imcdb.org/vehicles_make-Yamaha.html xs400 was in Lovejoy ep 2 as a sidecar hack
  12. ode to this site <object height="81" width="100%"> <param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F9667897&amp;show_comments=true&amp;auto_play=false&amp;color=ff7700"></param>'>http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F9667897&amp;show_comments=true&amp;auto_play=false&amp;color=ff7700"></param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F9667897&amp;show_comments=true&amp;auto_play=false&amp;color=ff7700" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed> </object> <span><a href=" Jong Il Looking At Things</a> by <a href="
  13. no problem, friend who is a girl! Madonna interview translated from Hungarian back to English. Then translated from English to Hungarian and then back to English again. Funniest thing I've heard for years, well since a saw up.yours walking his banana
  14. drewpy

    google fun

    1) Go to Google translate 2) English to Hungarian 3) Type in "cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese" 4) Click Listen 5) Laugh like a little child
  15. I was a Teenage lad in the stage of life where the phrases "Fist of Fury" and "Wanking like a caged Chimp" were rather fitting. By day I was a shifty kid who'd run off to his room with alarming regularity, and by night I could be found humping any inanimate object that I thought might be provide a new sensation. One night, pleased with my forward planning, I went to bed with a napkin ring in my pocket. I'd pocketted the napkin ring because I'd just learned about 'cock rings'. To this day I hold Ferris Beuler responsible. "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing" ... lacking Knowledge such as "Cock-rings are designed to be released" could - for example - be deemed to be dangerous. You learn these things by experimenting, research, or in my case, The hard way. ********** Mid session, the stand-in napkin suddenly became too big for its ring... Being the smart lad I was, I reasoned "It'll go down if I get turned off... What's horrible?" Teenage reason kicked in, and closed my eyes and pictured my Gran, Naked, with pus dripping from her crusty crevice. Not only did I manage to maintain this vile image for 5 minutes, but I managed to maintain an erection throughout. An erection that was in fact increasing in size. I was HORRIFIED: I obviously harboured disturbing subconscious thoughts for my Gran. Subsequently I took no pleasure in the sudden and painful understanding of the bio-mechanics behind my now monstrous and painful hard-on: so long as the napkin ring stayed... so would this throbbing beast... You know how a love-bite/hickey causes surface capillaries to burst, and make your skin go a blotchy red/purple? well... my Dick was VERY much like that... ALL OVER. I started to Panic. I mentally pictured A&E (ER for the 'Merkins), and pictured a jovial fireman with some big metal shears quipping "we'll be having it off ina Jiffy"... Sweating with Terror I attempted reason, and realised that I could perform this surgical removal by myself. In my moment of need turned to my trusty Minicraft Drill... Two cutting disks later, the pewter napkin ring was only HALF off!! Cutting disks whining away at 30,000rpm cause HEAT. Pewter is a fairly soft metal, so it doesn't actually cut well. HEAT. did I mention that? HEAT!!! Heat in a metal ring, Painfully tight around my man-handle. Total And UTTER Agony. Ignore the pain: get on with the job in hand. So... Water. More water. cut. Water. CUT. JEEEEZ. You KNOW something's SERIOUSLY wrong when you're naked, on your knees and wearing goggles with your cock in one hand and a miniature angle-grinder in the other. So... cutting bit by bit I manage to make decent cut, gently working it until its wafer thin - The heat was burning me. I could smell bacon, but it was progress - Sweet merciful progress. And then it happened. The disk snagged, and bit in. As if the cutting disk shattering and forcing wafer-thin shards of metal into my todger wasn't enough, I then panicked and used pliers to rip the rest of the napkin ring open. In my panicked haste I firstly pinching skin between pliers and inside of ring, and THEN badly cutting myself with the sharp edges. While cradling my deflating, blotchy, bleeding, lacerated and smoking cock in a shaking and clammy hand, my misery, pain and horror were compounded my MUM came up to see why I was "making toys" at 2:00am on a school night.
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