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  1. cool Soviet helicopter not used in Afganistan but great paint job
  2. drewpy

    NEC 2011

    Kwikasfuki is not an original name, plenty of decals on ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=kwikasfuki
  3. drewpy

    NEC 2011

    the NEC show was on tonight @ 5pm, bloody missed it though
  4. 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh........ No pun "in ten did".
  5. THE SENSITIVITY OF SENIORS This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today. Dear Lions Bay School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to fuck off. Thank you for that wonderful opportunity. God bless you all. Sincerely, Edna
  6. check you are chargings, 2nd off. put meter on 12 - 15 dc volts and put across battery. should be reading 13 - 14.5 volts @ 3k revs.
  7. very funny <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT-yI_IqYxs?version=3&feature=player_profilepage"><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT-yI_IqYxs?version=3&feature=player_profilepage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT-yI_IqYxs?version=3&feature=player_profilepage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>
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  9. bet you can't walk all of it? click on picture for web site
  10. its demis russo's coat! Kev just gets his cock out pisses on the engine and say's it has a leak, like at the Toy run last weekend
  11. you should be able to buy new clock faces, which really need a pro fitment as those speedos are fiddly buggers to service!
  12. any more of this you two and you'll both end up in bed with each other
  13. http://www.motorcycle-ignition.com/motorcycle_ei_kit.htm
  14. wow, i want him as my friend. Imagine the stuff that can be done!
  15. your a feck'in Noddy biker
  16. drewpy

    Rollerburn pics

    mines real, just street legal, it does work ya know I think it was in Lincs/Leics, Guy Martin country
  17. OT wants a wee, he has his hand up for permission to go! that blinking beard blew into my eyes every time a looked behind, ended up pulling it down after a bit!
  18. drewpy

    Rollerburn pics

    loved to have gone, but a bit far and had the toy run on some pictures on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/redmaxspeedshop/sets/72157628066927189/
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