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Everything posted by drewpy
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Any specs. for replacement bolts/fasteners for xs360 caliper?
part # 90101-101100 you can get part numbers off the dutch site as well!!
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Things you'll never hear a wife say
can't let ye doon can i?
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glasgow vs america
Contrast the way terrorist attacks are handled by eyewitnesses in Glesga compared with the US. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me" Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home, away from here.. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane! Ye get me?" America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Fuck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in" America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life" Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws" America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that" America: "I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought I was going to die" Glasgow: "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
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Things you'll never hear a wife say
Things you'll never hear a wife say I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored, let's shave my pussy! Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates? That fart was great! Do another one! I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. You're so sexy with a hangover. I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend? Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight? I really like football, can you take me to a game. You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive. Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen. I think a big motorbike is a good idea. I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed. We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows. Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me. I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time. Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. Microwave food again? Brilliant. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. I love hearing stories about your ex-girlfriends. Tell me more. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore. It's only half time; you should get a few more beers in. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. I love when my pillow smells of fags and lager. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly. Let's go shopping so you can check out the womens' arses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play football on a Sunday. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come and look. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again. No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. Let me pay. Your mother did a great job raising you. She's so much better than mine. Do me a favour and forget that stupid Valentine's Day thing. Save your money for buying beer. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. Oh, not shopping again. Let's go to the new all-day strip club instead. Look, I make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a seven or eight. Stop getting up for night feedings. You need your sleep. God, I swear, if I don't get to blow you soon I'm going to burst. I just signed up for Yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.
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mr bear and mr rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.
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Any specs. for replacement bolts/fasteners for xs360 caliper?
sorry, I meant a local yamaha dealer. try here www.cmsnl.com dutch site mail order you can also try some rd aircooled online shops as some early rd had the same caliper. Sr 250 and Sr500's also have the same caliper. try german ebay shops (www.ebay.de) and use google online translator to decipher what is being said or look at the pictures!!
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Is xs360 "compatible" centre stands available somewhere?
http://www.boats.net/parts/detail/yamaha/Y...7111-01-00.html part for xs400 mainstand. 1U4-27111-01 for xs250 main stand (same part)
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PJ1 paint in UK
black isn't the problem, its the coloured as the factory burnt down and they are not rebuilding/making any more coloured paint!!
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the elevator
I rushed into an elevator last night, the doors were just about to close when this fat hairy hand shot right in and opened the doors. Out of the shadows the silhouette of a hunchback appeared, and with it emerged a foul woman who stumbled in and stood beside me, the smell of urine was overpowering making me gag, her bloodshot eyes and frothy mouth made me shudder and i thought to myself, How the fuck did I end up married to her?
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doctors visit # 2
A woman goes to a gynecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?" "No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."
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Yamaha XS250Custom
I would try and justtake it off his/her hands for free!! you will need to spend some money to get it to decent spec and then it would be worth £300- £500. I spent £1500-2k on mine (400 version) that was 3 years ago and to high spec!
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Any specs. for replacement bolts/fasteners for xs360 caliper?
you can either get one from Mr yamaha, (for the 9 or 6) or go to local shop and buy a normal high tensile steel bolt. people use stainless which is not as ductile (ie the threads don't stretch as much to hold the part on)
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SR125 Help
i'd just weld on a large nut on both problems and the heat and extra leverage quickly undo's them. if you have a welder its free as well!!
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Whitworth Bike show
you mean breast not beast? are those your yellow ones in the background?
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XS400 Maxim Spares
motoward govnors bridge granby's
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dvlc lost my records
Merv, the dvla won't even look at photocopies. best (and illegal) advice is to "lose" your licence and apply for a new one. then if it's wrong you can " find" your old one!!
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XS360 in the US
yes its got the same part number. only the mild cams offered to german markets are different.
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PJ1 paint in UK
My friend is trying to get PJ1 17-brll silver and I want yamaha silver (17-svr), but PJ1 has sold off the paint business. Anyone know of any stockists?
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Hospitality in the hospital??
good one but i heard it before
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Handle Bars
i would use a stanley knive as the blade is thin but strong
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what does your car say about you
what your hillman imp?
- here's one you brits may like
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79 400xs electrical problem
threads over a year old!!!!
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Just a quickie
eh? do you mean fork seals? just the one on each side under the dust cover, a bitch to take out if they are original, need heat and covered leverage to prevent the alloy top from marking! please do a search as I talked someone through this earlier this year
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Something bugging me.
shouldn't have any buzzing that's why. I suspect a sticking starter solenoid or a poor electrical connection somewhere. Use contact spray on all your connections. unless of course its the sound of your engine