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  1. drewpy replied to R6 Swirlie's post in a topic in The Bar
    to the forum
  2. drewpy replied to Special Man's post in a topic in Classics
    it sounds to me like the valve guide is leaking, getting oil into the combustion chamber and fouling everything up (inc not running) get a few more ideas in this thread before you make your mind up!!
  3. drewpy replied to Tylerman's post in a topic in Classics
    to the forum tylerman sounds like you got your work cut out with that RS.
  4. drewpy replied to KFunk's post in a topic in Classics
    its usually red in colour and is quite "pasty" in viscosity.
  5. The International Council of Man Laws. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend. 10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story. 26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman. 28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: * 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?' * 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!' I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Man Laws
  6. drewpy replied to jnbcouncilman's post in a topic in Classics
    didn't Dark just tell you that? also try bikebandit, motogrid
  7. drewpy replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    A man walks into a petrol station and says "Can I please have a kitkat chunky?". The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him. "No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"
  8. drewpy replied to Madison Motorsport's post in a topic in General
    great one
  9. some dimensions of yam wheels for any builders http://homepage1.nifty.com/246/yam_whel2.htm
  10. drewpy replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Classics
    well I have an old 250 case, so this morning I ground out the casting and split the lump around the plug and this came out; so its only a push fit (as opposed to interference fit) and has an O ring to stop the oil leaking out. I wonder what the casting was for?
  11. drewpy posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss
    Business Meeting Bingo.... 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″x5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy strategic fit core competencies best practice bottom line revisit take that off-line 24/7 out of the loop benchmark value-added proactive win-win think outside the box fast track result-driven empower knowledge base solution touch base mindset client focus paradigm game plan leverage 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”
  12. drewpy posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss
    The wife got me a Philips 42 " for Christmas. What the fuck do I need a screwdriver that big for?
  13. drewpy replied to mervin's post in a topic in The Bar
    Happy new year to you all!!!
  14. drewpy replied to Follyworks's post in a topic in Classics
    their stainless steve, my xs did that as they are single wall pipes. originals were twin walled. Anyhoo to the forum Fol
  15. drewpy replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    thanks I've emailed them Anyone else got somewhere nearer?
  16. drewpy replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Classics
    oops your right, i was looking at the NOS case when it was upside down thanks for checking!! I now need to get a plug made and seal the case, strange it wasn't already done in the first place!!
  17. drewpy replied to CURT92X's post in a topic in General
    I had a Z400 once can anyone tell me how old that is (that's if you can answer curt92x question)
  18. drewpy replied to mervin's post in a topic in General
    one's a bloke, i rekon that's Merv
  19. drewpy posted a post in a topic in Classics
    I have a new xs case (NOS) which I am going to use instead of my currently (porous) one The only concern I have is that there is a machined hole under the case in front right quadrant ( as you sit on the bike) Mine has the casting, but is either had an alloy bung drifted in or it has not been machined out! there is no aparant use for this and is maybe for a future/past mod that didn't materalise with me so far? The reason I'm asking 360 owners is, what do you have there?, is it like my 400 or do you have someting else in its place. Cheers Drewps
  20. drewpy posted a post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    anyone know of a decent dynamic crank balancer in the manchester/northwest area of the UK? looking to having it done when I rebuild the engine into new cases in a couple of weeks time drewps
  21. I'd be inclined to leave standard so its easer to sell. cables need to be loobed yearly ( all you readers do that don't you?) you can loob a cable using a funnel and plasticene to seal it and leave overnight, you can use a small cableoiler which uses the power from the wd40 (or whatever) oil spray or you can get a hydraulic cable oiler (£18 from Frost) and these force the oil through in seconds and are great (cos I got one )
  22. drewpy replied to mervin's post in a topic in General
    Nice one Merv
  23. drewpy replied to blackhat250's post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    thought graphite was slippy? maybe put thread lock on your nut (not your head) maybe you could lap in the taper to get max friction using fine valve paste!!!
  24. sounds like you also need to make sure the earthing is sound and not corroded. you would need to undo every terminal and clean using wd40. BTW to the forum
  25. drewpy posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss