drewpy

looks like a TR1 or variant XVS engine number would help!

sr is the same engine as xt but has higher state of tune and different gear ratios than xt. get start for a street tracker tho'

your welcome

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."

I bought a sat-nav the other day. What a useless piece of crap. I had it on as I drove around Woburn Safari Park. At one point it said "Now, bear left." I looked left - It was a monkey having a wank. looked nothing like a bear!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. The Mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds." Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil." Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!" Man: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use: 10. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. What the fuck was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 8. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877 7. Any fucking idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938 6. It does so fucking look like her! -- Picasso, 1926 5. How the fuck did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566 3. Scattered fucking showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC 2 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999 1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old."

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do you mean fork stanchions? there are a couple of specialists in the UK who do them, philpots and fitforks. you need them hard chromed, not decorative chrome.

here you go, didn't say which model its for but maybe they are all the same HERE

check the Carb diaphram for splits and tears which will weaken the mid to top end

you'll have to take a CBT first before you "hit" the road. so that should give you confidence. the problem with 125's second hand is that they are usually butchered by the users as they don't know any difference. my first 125 was a box of bits and I had to rebuild it before i could ride it (KH125 to the forum

XS450?, please post pikkies as I've never seen one

warm the seal first in hot water and lube the fork lower. you can drift it in using a bit of cut water pipe that sits on the outer part of the seal

Giant russian ground effect plane/hovercraft/seaplane thing. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBfrj-MQFM

Taking shots of Eastern Cities from the same angle as wartime pics and blending the two. people are going about their present day business, when 60 years ago there were bodies lying there! http://fima-psuchopadt.livejournal.com/2564781.html

you'll come to your senses eventually

here's a nice one for you http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/c76535?pt=pf

get the mag "practical classics" its a good read and there's ads too

An SE or custom xs650 usually has the 16" rear with drums

not really interested in slippy man holes, but slippy female holes, that's a different kettle of fish

the reason I said that is the VF's were eventually withdrawn to be replaced by the VFR series due to severe premature cam and valve wear

I think you can get pattern rear guards from PGM yamaha. for chroming, it depends on what standard you want, the quality of the peice and if price is of no importance as its a rare part. I use RSchrome for general chroming work on good peices, as they can't restore anything except polish it out. I also use chrome restoration services in coventry for my down pipes and they were better than new and 1 pipe cost £70. Mervin can help with the seats but he is also a Mod on http://www.aircooledrdclub.co.uk/forum/

use the search facillity on the forum. I done it for you