drewpy

A very rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his Mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in..' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc and kicking its ass, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail And flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a Goldfish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again, Colin said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you Want? Colin said, 'I want the bastard who pushed me in the Pool

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I use a rubber mallet, like timmy's

why don't you just get it honed instead if it is only light scatches?

just highlight all the text with left mouse, copy and paste into email or word!!

check the splurge hole, its a tiny hole at the bottom of the resevoir and is so that the fluid can return

you missed a grove in your edit

OOOO where were they laced? were you riding with a pair of legs flappin in the breeze?

did that 40 years ago

I would also do a service. valves, timing, new spark plug etc

these groves are they like olive groves?

you must have sore tips

for those who are stumped by this thread 4 candles

the only problem is....it wooden go!!!

keep 'em coming

just shown the missus, how your wife was so understanding.....she just carried on talking on a completly different subject!!! great looking bike and I hope you have lots of fun on her Scott

nice, that's highly polished frame rails!!

when I rebuilt my xs, it could idle but if you rev it, it would stay up there. I merely adjusted (richened) the pilot mix screw till it stopped doing it!!

thanks for the offer, I'll bear it in mind when I am looking for another project!

schweeet! and to the forum.

here's mine: A chain is only as strong as.............the bhp of your bike A friend in need is a................pain in the arse A journey of a thousand miles begins..........at the gas staition A little of what you fancy......................gets you divorced A penny saved is a............waste of time All work and no play makes.............you knackered All good things come to he who..........has the most money Cold hands, warm.............cock (well I had to) Great minds think............shit, lets get Outta here

let's do some more A chain is only as strong as............. A friend in need is a................ A journey of a thousand miles begins.......... A little of what you fancy...................... A penny saved is a............ All work and no play makes............. All good things come to he who.......... Cold hands, warm............. Great minds think............ get your thinking caps on!!

Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths. This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'

high revs means you need to check the idling system as its letting in too much air!! either pilot screw adjustment or you may have overtightened the rubber inlets causing it to bow (use feeler gauge to check)