drewpy

Some of this is nearly English: Sentences in letters written to councils in UK 1.. It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow 2.. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has Backfired and burnt my knob off. 3.. I wish to complain that my father burnt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.. 4.. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5.. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off. 6..My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 7.. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away From the wall. 8.. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 9.. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 10.. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are Plain filthy. 11.. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 12.. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is Cleared. 13..Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and Not fit to drink. 14..Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces. 15..I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much For me. 16..The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is Unsightly and dangerous. 17..Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third So please send someone round to do something about it. 18..I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 19..Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 20.. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 21.. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. 22.. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 23..He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

just been made aware that people of my age (under 26) can get free theatre tickets. this is a govt scheme launched in feb this year and lasts till 2011 when i'll be 25 you can get the info HERE ps I look under, but I'm really over 26

Is bigger Better? just don't ask the wife... here

G'day and mate pull up a chair and have a cuppa tea

thought I'd copy and paste before it goes down "According to the disabled Biker forum [1], she likes to waste disabled people's time and effort, and thinks bikers are lesser citizens, and frankly, should apologise."

that's purdey! the new V max is out and that's 1 mean machine 184 bhp 1600cc

this look?

just phoned my yam parts supplier and order one. not hard and still listed at about £4 Tank off, Lift cam cover , take out points and centrifugal advance slip off the old and slip in the new!! retorque cam cover refit advance and points. 1 hour job tops. drewps

nah! just oil and filter as cam runs in cyl head, sparkies and points (if it has them)

thanks for the heads up

a turd welcome from me too

Where else but wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date. Catherine Zeta Jones apparently has bottles of air from wales in her American mansion to make it smell more like home. If I want my house to smell like wales, I just keep kicking my dog until he farts. Two Americans driving through wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch, and the first American asked the waitress 'Before we order, please pronounce very slowly where we are' The waitress leaned over and said 'Burrr-gerrr Ki-ing' and finally............... England's relationship with wales is based on trust and understanding..... they don't trust us and we don't understand them. (especially when they double post a long joke)

crissie ther's lovley for yoo and i do like the look of your pussy........

YamiG, I'm from rainy city (Manchester)

remembered her on the box a while ago. stuck up media types get on my wick. image, image, image that's all they think about

give jeepurz a pm he does em with lower yokes drewps

there is a guilari seat which directly fits the xs400

Peter, moved you to customs

I remember getting hail stoned in june over blackmore gate in devon ,ouch!!

called technology Mate! in 20 years time someone will be saying the same about fireblades!! are you junking the rearsets?

checked your valves recently? the PSI checking is the same for cars. to confirm compression try a bit of oil in the cyl and see if there is a difference!

nice one

still bloody hurts though!

don't forget the pictures!!!

steve. watch those cyl heads for cracks