wild foamy

Ah fucks sake.

Ah, see, I could tell by your feet.

Interesting, do you have any rock climbing or lower limb martial arts based hobbies?

Don't be offended bud, if anything I am an admirer of feet, it separates us from the apes does it not. You can tell a lot from somebody's feet, those with a strong work ethic will often have thick calluses and hardy skin, those of a lazier state may well have dainty feet prone to swelling. Those who do not trim their nails often wear holes into their socks long before those with well-tendered feet. A person's temperament may also be worked out through their feet, tickling the arch of one's feet will either bring about an outburst of rage followed by an 'uncontrolled' reflex kick to your face and/or genitals, whereas a person with a more gentle and timid personality will often giggle and recoil into the foetal position. If anything, feet are fascinating, from your photos I'm guessing there is a trend of either lower-body based martial arts, or possibly free-diving.

Peeps I'm out, my country needs me

It's still better than that 'how to shit in the street Un noticed' video that was up here a while back

Also, is it just the camera angle or does the toe next to your little toe have a weird bend in it? O.o

Trade it in for a younger model with less miles on the clock.

I've got personal breakdown cover (£75, GEM motoring assist), basically means whatever I'm driving/riding/passengering I can get recovered, even managed to get my caravan recovered from Wolverhampton to Basingstoke when the brakes caught fire on the M54, In the mean time, keep a mars bar in your toolkit, A: it's something to nibble on to pass the time and raise morale, B: if you're there for a few hours it will atleast keep you from starving to death or eating your own limbs until help arrives C: can be used to trap wild animals if you are expecting to be stranded for a few days or so.

Sorry im late peeps. im loosing my touch, i really am Welcome to the club, you on a pre-diversion XJ or the later Diversion type?

guilty. Chances are, somewhere someone on this forum has read this and is probably going to try it, part of me wants to see if it will work, part of me is trying to convince the other part of me that no matter how i look at it i am still going to be crouched in the street playing with a dog turd, its like being a child all over again.

Wilkommen!

Both the FTO and GTO are tiptronic (semi automatic) so i cant do this "rev rev reeeeeeev" you speak of launch control is a different matter, its more of a looooooong rev, followed by lots of smoke and tyre squeal and a shitload of torque steer.

What's that?... Like a CD? O.o

Lack of normal man-size testicles

Who cares, I'm smiling

Foamy for president!

My XJ tyres were filled with that green gunk shit, it used to put the wheels out of balance and shake at high speeds.

Sacrilege!

Lets not start pointing fingers here...

I've had problems with the XJ turbo wheels as they are 19', most tyre machines are limited to 18's but I ended up making my own set of jaws that fitted the existing machine I had to hand, The DT tyres can be changed with a pair of big screwdrivers, just be careful of the tubes, I replace the new tyre using only my boots with no levers at all, just make sure the shoulder is in the centre of the rim opposite where you're standing as it gives you more room to slip the tyre over the rim on the opposite side

Not sure where she gets those dashing (excuse the pun) good looks, but it sure isnt from your side mikey

Used to do 75 miles each way to my first base on a DT50, took a couple of hours though

My childhood has been ruined http://news.distractify.com/fun/your-childhood-is-now-ruined/?v=1