wild foamy

Hmm, anyone know what Jawas are like at taking corners? should really have done some research before i bought mine :\

i never said i was unpredictable, just insane

if you keep tagging cemetaries and writing mis-spelt bullshit on the internet, you'll soon have enough ASBOS to get in to those "exclusive" parties all your smackhead mates are talking about

Trust me you haven't seen the half of it yet i lost my marbles years ago, i departed my trolley on my 10th birthday, my rocker is no longer functioning and nor is there a screw correctly tightened within the warm mushy confines of my brain

BMW do a bike with a roof, looks shite and no doubt gets thrown around a lot in the wind... cant be good for fuel econ i'll stick to the Jawa for now, ta

BWJ yer a fanny bawz-wit ye oan aboot scunner yer maws got bawz en yer da lovs it

Nope, thats why he got busted, and we all thought it was about time!, bloke was a nutter :\ You'd be surprised... we can be very nasty when we want to... pulling faces, teasing, e.t.c

Ooh 'er... i dont know if i should find that strangely enjoyable or not... :S

thats because Alen was with the newbury ped crew until he got caught riding without insurance and the plod ceised his ped, HA when he got pulled we were all sat on the wall at the side of the road laughing

trust me, swearing should be the least of your worries

Only thing ive done lately is your maw

feck off shitbreak, they've already been around and taken a statement and ive not heard any more what bike you got then?

With the ever shortening countdown to "Day 0", ive started getting my stuff ready for when i go to RAF halton to do my square bashing ive always had the problem of turning the alarm clock off and going back to sleep, and that could and probably will get me into trouble with my CO, so ive got a new alarm clock http://www.firebox.com/video/1648 oh yeh, and got a room guard to keep away unwanted visitors http://www.firebox.com/video/1884

Just to let you know, we've already run out of medium straite jackets, only got Small and Large left welcome to the asylum... er... forum

Hahaha... wtf?!

at what revs is it carbonising the plug? if you do a plug chop the electrode on the plug should look like an overcooked cornflake (chocolatey brown)

probably got as many asbos as he has kids

Knocking on heavens door - Guns and Roses or maybe, Slowride - Foghat

Mobylette (pizza delivery bikes)

Naw a willny gee ye 20 pence so ye can buy a milkybar and use the tinfoil on it to burn yer smack ya canny wee junkie. tha quines widnae ride ya in ta battle ach, tha noo tha noo

... wit ye oan aboot fanny bawz?

How well does it go around corners?

dont s'pose you got that in english?

Where abouts is this cemetary?... looks familiar, wouldnt be the one at the bottom of newbury would it? and no it wasn't me, A: My jawa is a blue style, Jawa never made a blue power model. B: Why in a cemetary?, have some respect can someone post a link to the article online?, ive had a look on The Telegraphs homepage but cant find it :\

whats that?, a woman? ah yes, ive read about those...