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Currently have 4 on the way!. Black Skyline R34 - arriving 29th Dec Nissan Skyline R33 - arriving 19th Jan Nissan Stagea Day-z edition - arriving 28th Jan Nissan Stagea non-turbo - arriving 28th Jan 9 (might actually be my new daily drive...) Im going to wait and see how hard it is to move these on when they get here, I dont plan to buy any more until these are all sold but there's a nice little 180SX over in Hokaido which is looking for a new home... My provisional out date from the RAF is 23rd June 2017 so i've got until then to scrape together as much cash as i can... hence the eBay purge on selling all my outboards, project bikes, spare parts e.t.c

I've moved on from eBay now, my latest venture is buying cars from Japan... problem is the Japanese business hours are right around pub closing time...

Car was frosted up last night, wishing i was back in california. Probably a good thing i got rid of the FJ i dont fancy riding around in this weather...

Fuck off i get drugs tested!. Drugs test these fuckers that sit on the dole all day instead!... #js

"All i need is your bank details, and a photocopy... of your foot"

FUCR is now in my garage in the dry, done some little bits to it such as new tyres, driveshaft oil change and a bit of paint, front brake and cylinder are off and suffice to say the piston is corroded pretty bad so will likely be spinning up a stainless one. tank repair is hopefully going to get done in the next few weeks, new tabs for the rear cowl... It's still a long way off, I'm trying to do a little job every day to keep me at it.

Thank Mr skeltal for strong bones and calcium.

I prefer to solve every situation in the only way i know how. Sit in the corner in the fetal position and pretend im somewhere else.

Maaaaad. wish i could play banjo

This is a bike forum, not a cookery show!... fill it with water and freeze it, not too much tho....

so much f*cking want!

Im back to working on FUCR now, brakes are off and getting stripped tomorrow, wheels are with ProBike in Newbury for new rubber, who knows this might be its year.

Cynic, did you say T-SHIRTS?? omg we could do special limited edition ones, roll up roll up get em while theyre hot!

Ah the book of love, each chapter a taol of dispair and seething pain. i see it all too often, perhaps the most beautiful intelligent girl you would ever hope to see, a hollow husk with no self esteem because her latest ex was some waste of space fuckboy. what has this world come too peeps, qhen wearing a baseball cap and skinny jeans is more appealing than a slither of intelligence and the ability to so much as change a lightbulb, sometimes i do feel i am the last of my dieing kind. in time she will heal, and harden im sure, but snakes hide in the shadows and seek out the smallest cracks in anyones armour. i will wait as long as it takes to see a soul immune to suchpains, i fear i will be waiting a long time. emotions can mess you up big time, i recall a few years ago removing 16 piercings from the anatomy of my exs stalker, make her some shepherds pie, the TV adverts say it helps!

Did someone say TSHIRTS??!?! i'll pencil it in, it doesn't clash with dorset so should all be good, assuming im not out in some sandy wasteland or something.

i've finally got myself a garage, so i've been unloading all the tools and DT parts from the back of my truck... found some stuff i didnt even know i had.

Welcome to the club, please head over to the newbies section and post a quick intro, its only polite.. the rectifier is underneath the tank.

It's coming in next Thursday/Friday, yippee!

Good choice, I had a DT50mx as my first bike at 16, rebuilt one last year to go in my front room aswell. Swingarms are hit and miss, I've broken some that were rotten and some that weren't, I don't have any left but they do turn up on EBay from time to time, usually around £30 posted.

You would love it over here, it's full of c****. We received a welfare brief from the management last month which included the words "if you don't like it, just cry into your pillow". This ship will sink under the weight of its own bullshit soon, I pray I'm not on it when it happens.

Looks a bit top heavy Dutchy!, does it not fall over on corners?

Yeah, I do that too. My real identity.... I am batman...

I've called it "Catfish"... Because no doubt it will end up at the bottom of a river.

I've been researching Sea Shantys and pirate words There once was a man from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds. A blade of grass shot out of his ass and his balls were covered with weeds. Avast ye!  I've also got a 12ft speedboat with one of the guys from work, got a 20hp johnson to go on the back, it's going to be so amazing and fun!