wild foamy

no leathers or fuck all

I imagine it went something like this...

Just a bit of 're-education's with a rifle butt eh?

Blimey Drucifier, that looks like a bit of a weapon!

It's the military state of mind, extremely childish and inappropriate Many a night shift I have passed the hours by drawing comedy cocks in weird and wonderful places... The bosses diary, on the calender, the phone handset, clock hands e.t.c

Could be anything I'll give ya £200 for the bike...

on a different note peeps... ive done a few doodles of my own... Cockzilla Knob Jockey Rocket ship (not cock related) Banana Space ... this is your tax dollars at work, peeps...

i've got quite a collection of 18-year-old magazines... oh wait, wrong sort of thread

Shit the bed peeps good luck with a speedy recovery Scott, its good to see you are still strong in spirit even in spite of your horrible ordeal. maybe we should organise a YOC -welcome home event

Always adding a bit of flavour to the conversation eh Jim? hit a pigeon on the DT50... flew out of a hedgerow as i was going past flat-out at (shock-horror) 45mph... knocked the wind out of me and left feathers everywhere!

hopefully in 3 days time it wont be my problem any more

probably for the best tbh, could fill it with chemical metal and face it off in a lathe if you have access to one.

Mitsubishi FTO I bought the blue one (on the right) when i was pissed about 2 months ago for £360, when my kia started playing up i got the blue one MOTd and started using it, the black one i bought for £220 with 40,000 genuine miles on the clock, spent about £80 in various sundries and new parts, mot e.t.c, deposit taken for £550 £250 profit isnt bad

another FTO... in need of "some TLC" -.-

Ah shit...

On to snooty! Need kebab

Levul 4... Matt's gone for beer. Ducks are in the river, life is goud

Considering I may trade one car/backor ever month or maybe 2 months it's hardly worth it! Fuck it, will buy a flatbed transit to roll around in.

f*ckin tossers... -.- ive done nothing to deserve this. That's somebodys daughter dude...

Similar problem with my FTO... 5 minutes after i picked it up from its MOT and coming the other way some d*ck in a vauxhall combo coming the other way about 80mph just out of the town border... stone chipped right on the corner of my screen and now i have an 18" crack in the windscreen

Probably pikeys, they're always round newbury/h'ford on the lookout for scrap, even wanted to take my FTO for £200 when they saw the tax disc was expired.

now now children, keep it civil!

Hiya peeps, Been thinking now about getting some of the afore mentioned items as im starting to buy/sell the jap cars as a hobby. As far as i understand, the VAT threshold is around £60,000 a year, and if i am trading FTOs worth £500-£750 every month or so im never going to come near that, but as far as i understand it to get trade plates i would need a trade licence... and to get a trade licence i would need to be registered as a trader. I have the form to apply for a trade licence, but how do i register as a motor trader? also if i apply for a trade licence how do i go about getting trade plates from that? this is confusing me already

When the weather is nice i dont mind going out to clean the bikes but otherwise, once every few months maybe, rarely clean the fireblade as A: it never gets used any more and B: theres a stray cat on the base somewhere who on many occasions i have seen licking the dead bugs off the fairing... i cant deny a poor hungry kitty a tasty bit of dinner can i?...

swap ye the rest of my kebab....