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some pics and a VIN/Chassis/Engine number are needed
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2 stroke premix after taking off the oil pump
wild foamy replied to DirtyDT's topic in Yamaha Workshop
i was refering to turning the pump to its maximum stroke to help the oil get to the carb quicker annd hence reduce the duration fo time for the engine to run un-oiled. -
2 stroke premix after taking off the oil pump
wild foamy replied to DirtyDT's topic in Yamaha Workshop
i prefer to run a 30:1 premix after a rebuild, or on the Jawa i run 30:1 anyway so for every one liter of petrol you mix in 30ml of oil. or enter the amount you want to mix with into this calculator and it will tell you the required amount of two stroke oil http://www.csgnetwork.com/oilfuelcalc.html honestly it wont take long to bleed through to the carb once the engine is running, and aslong as you arent thrashing the bike around the lack of two stroke oil wouldnt be harmfull, its best just to start the engine up, let it idle and turn the oil pump to its maximum stroke by hand -
Pie (you wait BH, my Jawa will pwn your DT)
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Hose (Two ronnies sketch, f*cking brilliant )
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THE BEE FROM THE OLD TOWN OF EFFEN (Matt McGinn) He kept bees in the old town of Effen An Effen beekeeper was he And one day this Effen beekeeper Was stung by a big Effen bee Now this big Effen beekeeper's wee wife For the big Effen policeman she ran For there's nobody can sort out a big Effen bee Like a big Effen policeman can The big Effen policeman he did his nut And he ran down the main Effen street In his hand was a big Effen baton He had big Effen boots on his feet The policeman got hold of this big Effen bee And he twisted the Effen bee's wings But thes big Effen bee got his own back For this big Effen bee had two stings Now they're both in the Effen museum Where the Effen folk often come see The remains of the big Effen policeman Stung to death by the big Effen bee That's the end of that wee Effen story 'Tis an innocent wee Effen tale But if you ever tell it in Effen You'll end up in the old Effen jail ---- Heard this on BBC Radio berkshire, sounds funnier when Henry Wymbs says it with his irish accent
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One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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Mobylette
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Paddy and Mick were working on a building site, Paddy says to Mick "I cant be bothered working all day I just want to go home" so he climbs to the top of the building site and hangs upside down on a steel girder, on seeing this the boss shouts up "what the hell do you think your doing" Paddy says "pretending to be a light bulb" so the boss says "go home your being stupid" so he climbs down and starts walking out. Mick decides to follow and says "Im going home too" but just as he was putting his coat on to leave, the boss shouts "and where do you think your going" Mick says "home because Im not working in the dark"
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AHAHAHA!, that got my LOLS poppin' psoted it to some of my mates, they agree...
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Mike and Paddy were making letter bombs in Paddys garden shed one day. after a short while, Paddy stops and says "Hey mike, d'ya tink i put enuf explosives in dat last lettur?" Mike turns to him and says "i dont fekkin know, open it up and 'ave a look", to which Paddy replies "but wont it go off if i open it?" Mike has a think, and then says "well no, its not addressed to you, is it?"
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sounds like a dodgey porn film,
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would outdo your little DT any day oh, and welcome to the forum
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Give the f*ckers a criminal record, anyone else who did that sort of thing would get one so why should they be any exception, they aren't above the law. counts as acheiving money by deception, doesnt it?. or even theft.
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i know, its fun making jokes about old people
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oh dear oh dear... we best get you back to the home, OG... they must be wondering where you are...
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How the bloody hell do i get the front wheel up
wild foamy replied to barwell1992's topic in The Bar
... the same person, mate... Barwell aint gonna be too happy with you -
probably in both ways... overthrow the government, 'nuff said... they're coming for me, i know it ¬¬
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How the bloody hell do i get the front wheel up
wild foamy replied to barwell1992's topic in The Bar
sell the MT-03 and get a jawa, much easier on them, just keep your foot pressed down on the gearlever to disengage the clutch, build up the revs and let go of the gear lever, the clutch engages and off you go dont forget your MT is only a little single so dont expect it to go up easy (ooh er, missus), standing on the rear footpegs does make wheelieing easier as the majority of your weight is transferred to the back end. oh, and make sure your mates are filming it on their camera phones so they can upload the videos onto youtube and we can all have a good laugh when you drop it -
ooh, you didnt... OG you're gonna get a slap you cheeky old bugger just you wait, my Jawa will p*ss all over your DT
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thers some nice Jawas about that are in need of some TLC the bleed screw on my DT is also pretty f*cked but not to such an extent as yours!, most of my casing screws were also rounded off so it seems to be a common problem. stainless allen screws are the way forward, i even started putting them on my Jawa as most of the original bolt sheared off anyway best of luck getting it to run though
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Has anyone tried Virago 180cc modification ?!?!
wild foamy replied to El Muerte's topic in Yamaha Customs
hmm, turbo/supercharging would probably be a better option, though im not sure if the 125 is a two or four stroke. if its a four stroke then maybe fitting a blower is something you should consider instead of the 180cc kit. you're still using the standard bearings, conrod, crank e.t.c and the extra power will most likely lead to premature failure of said standard parts -
i wonder if he willing to swap the Fantic for a Jawa?...
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Mobylette