I left work early today, to get home and play with new PC components, expecting to spend ages updating Windows or somesuch...
The ride home is all good, bit nippy but everything going great. Traffic is hectic as ever, but nothing I can't take in my stride.
I live along a 'country main road', which means single carriageway, two-way traffic. Clean lane markings, some street lighting. Speed limit 40mph, but you can expect most people are pushing 55, so always take extra care.
I'm approaching the turn into my driveway, which is across the oncoming traffic on the right side of the road.
I check my mirror, seeing there is a car quite far behind... so far that she has her full beam on. I flick the right indicator on and slow to a complete stop, allowing three oncoming vehicles to go past. I was stopped for a good 9 seconds, with both working brake light and bright indicator flashing (flashes slightly faster than 80/sec).
All clear ahead, I perform a right shoulder check and prepare to move off....
"SCREEEECHWHAM!!!!!"
Yep, rear-ended... by a 2003 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2.
The bike is flung forward and its 42 stone of weight slam it down hard on its left side. I am thrown forwards, sliding off the bike and hitting down on my right hip. I may have bounced the back of my head off her bumper.
Enraged, I get up and have a quick yell, along the WTF lines. This is right outside my house, so 'The Ttaskmistress' is outside and on the scene almost instantly.
Best part was the witnesses - Two members of the Police Forensics team, still in full kit, were walking away from some job earlier and saw the whole thing. They had comms and got a patrol car there within minutes.
Damage to the car - Massive rectangular dent in bonnet that ain't buffing out any time soon, ripped off bumper, smashed Vauxhall front badge, bashed in headlight.
Known damage to the FJ1200:
Left faring scuffed.
Left passenger footpeg bent.
Gear selector bent.
Left exhaust silencer scuffed.
Left bodywork scuffed.
Left wing mirror bent and scuffed.
Rear light assembly smashed.
Both rear indicator reflectors smashed and bent, bulbs intact and still flashing.
Left engine bar scuffed and bent in towards engine.
Possible crank case cracked (might just be the cover).
Possible frame bent (might just be my eyes/the light).
Rear wheel possibly damaged (it took the hit of a car at ??mph).
Insurance seemed delighted to take this claim, of course and I am expecting phonecalls from solicitors and bike repair/courtesy people, along with doctor's appointment first thing. No major pain so far, but bruised hip joint and some twingey pains between the shoulder blades. Don't know much about whiplash, but the legal people sounded quite worried by it.
But yeah, the driver was a 20-something girlie on her way to a hair appointment. She was a bit shaken, but fairly straightforward about things.
Of course, being the 'bad-ass muthafukkah rebel biker' that I am, I did the only thing I could and invited her in for a nice cup of tea, while waiting for her recovery truck!!