Ttaskmaster

Just how old do you people think I am, anyway??!!

Welcome, fellow Drag-Queen!! You'll find plenty of like-minded folks here, so grab a beer and cruise on over Older riders? He's 32, dude!!! If he's old, what the hell does that make ME??!!

+1 for reg/rec unit.

Arse-Badger!!

Because not everyone can afford monthly subscriptions to MidgetClownPorn.com?

That humour burns so slow, it fizzled and burnt out within moments!

Hurrah, all is working again!! Many thanks Alex

*punches Drewpy, proper Hulk style*

I have a small heater in my garage... Electric bill be damned, I just have to avoid getting caught using it!

Probably seen it before, but hey:

Forum is borked!!

Mine's doing the same, but I've not changed a thing about Firefox... How do I check/enable Java, then?

Since I'm posting pics from DragonCon in the Lads thread - Here's one for the ladies!!

Heya Cindy. Glad to hear you're undamaged! The bars are 22mm or 7/8". Most types will fit, so shop around and find what you're comfortable with.

Howzit Bru!

Not likely to be carpal tunnel syndrome unless you get the same sensation in other activities. Get out, ride a lot and ride for decent times in all sorts of conditions. You'll be using muscles in a way you've not really done before, so the more you use them and the longer you use them for, the sooner you'll acclimatise. How long have you been riding? Also - Are you sure it's proper pins & needles, not just very cold hands? It *is* Winter, ya know...!!

Merry Christmas to y'all!! I have YOC coming to me on my new 27" PC monitor - You guys are fecking HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!

TOTW 1 and 2 are a couple quid in the Kindle store, btw...!

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com So much suckiness on teh interwebz!!

http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/

You asked for it.... :lol: :lol: :lol: Yep, that is a whole TEN HOURS or Nyan-Cat..... !!

My Bandit 1250 hire bike has FI and seems to devour fuel - Filling the bastard up on a weekly basis, despite riding like a snail!! I want my FJ baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!

Yep, I can relate to that - Sucks, doesn't it!! Glad you're unhurt, glad you were wearing decent kit and even gladder that the bike seems OK! Yamaha build some pretty solid machines and crash protection is always a good purchase! You'll possibly be stiff and sore for the next few days, but get any worries checked over by a doc.

Apparently it's called 'Guyliner' and you're a fag and a homo for not being fashionable enough to know this... or so hard-man of London, Danny Dyer, would have us believe, anyway. Doesn't work for Beckham, doesn't work for Danny, doesn't work for Rob Halford and in fact doesn't work for ANY bloke unless they are: a) Ancient Egyptian. A supernatural being (vampire, warlock, Goth, etc). c) Lead singer of an 80s cock-rock band. d) Any role in a Glam Rock band. e) Any combination of the above. I meet three of the above criteria (and met a fourth back when I was a teenager), but still wouldn't be donning the slap without a decent contract and advance payment!!