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  1. vic-fzr600 replied to mits007's topic in The Bar
    I hate it when that happens. its mostly kids songs / tv show theme tunes with me. Then they drive you mad for days because you can't forget them. Nicely sung by the way! May I also add the following song to the annoyingly catchy list:- "A-whimba-way, A-whimba-way In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." etc (you know the one i mean!) Singalong everyone....
  2. Welcome! Enjoy youy stay! Mine's pint of Guinness please. Must warn you that as well as beer, supply of biscuits is a necessity for a newbie. Get them quick before our resident Jaffa-Cake monster gets ya.... You'll meet her soon enough (she's a pussy-cat really)
  3. Thats tragic. I was out with a crowd of bikes on Sat (there was 46 bikes, 2 sidecar outfits & 2 trikes with us), roads were really busy with traffic, including large number of tractors. Good weather in Northern Ireland encouraged everyone out so roads were bunged. Ride safe everyone.
  4. vic-fzr600 replied to jebb's topic in Yamaha Workshop
    I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a bit of traditional Ulster-Scots (also known as Ulster-ish) - FECK OFF YA PRAT. WIND YER NECK IN. Why waste your time and ours posting such nonsense? If you don't like it, tough. Don't forget to close the door on the way out..... Rant over. Sorry to the normal forum users for my little outburst.
  5. vic-fzr600 replied to barkwindjammer's topic in General
    lol, those ones were impressive alright. Need few more contributors now.... btw Goff, I'm still waiting on those 'special' ones you promised to email to me!!
  6. vic-fzr600 replied to barkwindjammer's topic in General
    That would require a whole different section to the forum!! Members only?? lol A friend uses a very popular car-owners forum (which shall remain nameless for the minute) which has an area for members to upload pics of their cars, often including scantily clad / naked lovelies! I'm sure similar would see subscriptions soar! Wanna start it off Goff?
  7. vic-fzr600 replied to mervin's topic in Yamabyss
    Ever notice that you're always busting for them to finish so you can tell your story - but then can't remember what you wanted to say when they eventually let you speak?? Maybe i'm just gettin old.....
  8. This thread has the potential to get more views than any other in history if continues on these themes!! lol
  9. I see this was never answered!! lol
  10. There's only one person who can answer this one.......
  11. That's not a great pic of her, doesn't do her justice. But now you've started a pic war with Goff! Looking forward to next installment tho!! Wonder if Goff has ever kissed a girl ?? lol
  12. Feel free to share a pic with your fellow forum users - purely for research purposes!!
  13. Welcome! Very nice wheels (both the 2 wheeled & 4 wheeled!). Enjoy your time here, some very knowledgable people (and plenty of not-so-clever ones like me!) and you're always guaranteed a few laughs. hope someone tipped you off about newbies having to bring some biscuits for our resident siren Goff (can't go wrong with Jaffa Cakes)
  14. vic-fzr600 replied to vic-fzr600's topic in The Bar
    Oh cheeky, you know i love it when you're dominant!! lol Aww, bless. Thanks honey. You're just keeping me sweet cos i got first dibs on your VFR & who else would start the Goff-worshipping threads!
  15. vic-fzr600 posted a topic in The Bar
    Well, the FZR is gone :-( Was a reluctant sale but had to go to boost the finances due to work being slow. So does that mean i'm now a forum reject seeing i dont own a Yam at the min? Would really like a Thundercat or Ace as next bike but will see what comes my way in few months. In meantime, my biking is limited to borrowin my dad's R1100RS beemer OR this..... Great fun to ride, just dont try to get your knee down! Reckon it'd still pass Foamy.....
  16. also be aware of being told to ask for 'a long weight' or an '8 inch repopulating tool!'. These were just some of the pranks tried when i was an apprentice.
  17. Any chance of some bigger pics please? Still really impressed by that swingarm transplant!
  18. Oh we do love it when you're dominant !!
  19. vic-fzr600 replied to oldskoollracer's topic in General
    Why did i get married?? Why does the washing machine always eat my socks?? Does anyone have Kelly Brook's phone number??
  20. Thought i'd add a few more... ITS GONNA HURT!!!
  21. I know this one isnt a Yam, but it still applies!
  22. Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
  23. vic-fzr600 replied to John-R6's topic in Yamaha Gallery
    Very nice bike - would love one. Just need to get rid of my main expense first (the wife!!) Do you know colour code for that blue? Would love to use it on a little project i have in mind.
  24. I wanna see Goff try to take her dog on the bike! think he'd love it
  25. Quite ironic that replied followed one from Foamy!! Lol