Big Ross

Sorry Yamahead, that's an urban myth. It comes from the Old German word "ficken", which means, not surprisingly, "fuck".

I got hit head on by a drunk in a car. I was riding a Honda sidecar combination at the time. Colles fracture of the wrist, broken pelvis, massive soft tissue damage. Thank god I had a sidecar, because I could put my crutches in it and still ride! Got enough money to pay off my mortgage and put in a swimming pool! My girlfriend got so much compensation I married her. Stupid of me really. Crazy bitch.