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oh ho exhumed again the british museum would like it back when you have finished with it please merv

nearly forgot this bit MCN article merv

Yes folks get this on every forum possible Merv

An anti bike cop needs to be ousted he has been nicked for speeding 3 times recently and still holds a road traffic safety position is trying to get bikes banned petition here Meredydd Hughes, former ACPO Head of Road Policing Business Area, was last year banned from driving for reaching 90mph in a 60mph zone, his third speeding offence. As the case emerged, ACPO announced he was to step down from his road policing duties. However, he effectively continues to perform the same duties as Head of Business Area for Uniformed Operations including Road Policing. A three-time convicted speeder with responsibility for road policing at this level undermines any Government road safety message with regard to speeding. All possible pressure should therefore be placed on ACPO to relieve Mr Hughes of all road policing duties. merv

this is not photoshopped i took the pic myself weds morning in Groningen holland, nice little sewage tanker eh

mikesxs do coils that should be right for you bike http://mikesxs.com/ merv

Glads to hear you got over it Drewps Merv

well take plenty of pictures (I am assuming you have a digi camera ) as you take it out, work methodically keeping parts in some kind of order, (dont try my system of throw things in and scratch head later) then refitting is a reversal of removal, merv

well tyres they are 350/16 rear and 300/18 front, yes looking around the best matching pair you could get i reckon would be Bridgestone Exedras from Black circles £30 /£35 each sprocket/panniers go too wemoto or bitzforbikes or M&P website

microsoft gets it this time Adolf is upset again

yes i did one of the first SS50 models in metallic yella NUO 96M paid £160 for it at a year old in 1975, wrecked it and pxed it for £120for a brand new rd250 a year later merv

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. > > Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. > > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. > > So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am? > > The man replied, "Yep, sure do." > > "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. > > "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. > > "Don't you realise I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. > > "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. > > "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan? > > "Yep," was the calm reply. > > "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. > > "Nope," said the old man. > > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" > > ............................>>> > > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years." > __________________

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand... 6, 7........ This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Wigan, Aberdeen , Whitehawk, Mouslecombe, Millbrook, Pennington, Stoke Newington, Islington, all of South London and anywhere in Ireland.

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well as said here the size of bike is the thing you are restricted too 33 bhp for 2 years anyhow but the 125 will be welll under that how about a 250/400 cruiser type bike first to get a bit of experience, preferably sub 33 bhp as they will sting you £150+ for the 33bhp kit to restrict a bigger bike anyhow, merv

Thats what i paid the guy in north cornwall that did the job, but he has a big setup and does the bits for bikes amongst his regular work as a favour for fellow bikers he owns a Fazer and A H*n*a wet drweam 250 merv ask about colours on here lc forum I can get you very good quality decals from germany they are not as cheap as some i have seen on ebay but the quality is excellent merv

£130 frame/swingarm, casings x 2sets an all thhe other bits for the 250, that includes shot blasting merv

ha but i just blagged a pair of RD ones with new stainless pistons, new seals, and powdercoated £40 Merv

brilliant I just put a wanted on the Rd forum for ya will remove it now merv

From the people who brought you the glasgow airport bombers now comes Do you ever worry about the NHS at all ? You should - These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive. 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy. 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present. 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. 26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities . 27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. 28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed. 29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. 30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. 31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. 32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead. 33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

Maybe worth a look around VW beetle websites as the early beetels were 6V Merv

Forgive me if i am wrong but are not most things like cameras phones etc 6v anyhow ?? merv

Rd 250d frame in gloss black ally parts coated satin /semi gloss steel in gloss the whole lot screwed together again

UMMMM black i think it is yamaha black on the list but powdercoating comes in Gloss black semi Gloss black (satin) or matt black i do not think you will get a choice of shade, if you want real shiney then get it clear lacquer powdered as well merv

uh yes that was me cleaning the switch with carb cleaner merv