mervin

my wife got out of pre school teaching last year, for very similar reasons and she was spending more time writing reports than teaching kids, surely to god they should be allowed to play together and develop and the adults be there just to stop em from killing each other like they did in my day,(no we did not kill each other the adults stopped us ) the only macdonalds we knew was singing about his farm, before he murdered all the animals minced em up and served em up with recycled spud skins in the shape of chips, Merv

goodo and best of luck matey merv

most likely the same in the room next door, merv

Fed Hill got rest his soul is spinning in his grave i reckon, here we come mr bibendum

ask Al Cowan at YDS parts YDSparts website here he ,maybe able to help merv

my thumpers are dommie based merv

thats why they all have cctv cameras near em now merv

stay away from those plastic rocket R1 things get a Rd350 or 500 power valve plenty fast enough and 2 stroke you will never get the smell out of your head, characterless dentist drill speed engines are for people who want to arrive in the next world so fast they do not even see how they did it i reckon, if you are going 4 stroke get a single thumper merv

Pete all parts lists here on line for the us, uk owners beware this is us lists some things differ yam parts list merv

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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours

Duelling pistols???

Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says. 'You dirty bastard!' shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I get my husband.' The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. 'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off.' She says, 'You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!' Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. 'One more chance,' says the barmaid, 'Now - what do you want?' 'I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup.' The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. 'What's up love?' he asks. 'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says. 'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the Husband. 'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams. 'Right. He's dead!' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat. 'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries! The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. 'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically. 'Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of Guinness...'

what part of devon/cornwall, if you are near Bude go too Kenny at ace motorcycles, ace motiorcycles if you are elsewhere try asking on southwest bikers forum southwestbikers if you in bude bideford area you are not far from me, or firstask on here we maybe able too help merv

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congratulations matey, careful how you bring em up my son had a FS1 to start with but has defected too sooozooki with a RG125 and a 400 bandicoot merv

real biker just get dead splattered flies tattooed all over ya face merv

F***ing snow mervin near axminster thurs night 11.00 pm

ah so you think they have been updated then redorzed cos the ones i saw in the seventies were right out of the fifties, if you got any doubts about the autolube disconnect it and run premix when i say disconnect run a pipe so it just circulates oil around the pump Merv

how much fuel did you fill up with after it ran out, is petrol pissing out of the carb overflow by any chance, could be float needle sticking merv

well that looks to me like a broken liner (correct me if i am wrong) so boring it out would not be an option, fitting a new liner maybe would, is the piston damaged?? on the other hand get a block ?? merv

nice Goff not my type of bike but loverllyy shiney black Merv

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I assume/am pretty sure this is a stroker autolube??, it will have been left lying a few years so the first step is too clean carbs as the fuel and oil if premix will have set up in them, oh if you wanna good cleaning i just bought a good ultrasonic bath so post em too me if ya want. DIY i suggest get every bit possible out of the carbs and soak in gunk or jizer, then bol in washing powder for a while suggest doing this when o women around for a couple of hours as they do not appreciate the smell of heated stale petroleum products in the kitchen or buy one of these to use in shed camp stove if autolube then i would drain oil tank and wash it out before adding fresh oil, then bleeding system run oil too pump by gravity,remove pipes from carb ends and turn over engine with kickstart or wheel on pump if fitted (plug caps off when the Bike has fuel in it eh) holding cable on pump in fully open position until oil come out of the pipes, have a good look in the tank if it is rusty clean it out with a tank cleaner/or some nuts bolts etc and a drop of parrafin and turn it over anf over too remove loose rust, or if it leaks i promise you this could be the best £26 ever spend it contains sealer cleaner and rust remover does a good job, do not be tempted by petseal it comes off use this POR15 I personally would strip engine and fit new crank seals, but it maybe they are ok and you just wanna get on with it and se if it goes. you may find that the piston rings are stuck in their grooves, remove pistons and soak in parrafin then carefully persuade them out gently does it though you do not wanna break em, then clean grooves and rings so they move freely check you have a spark it may need a good battery to get a spark, make sure its out of gear put some fresh fuel (I usually run a couple of liters of premix first on autolubes to ensure engine is getting oil) fuel in tank fingers crossed kick over you should have smoking exhausts after a few kicks merv