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    French XS 500

    julien a lot of XS650 parts here maybe the same as xs500 some of them XS650 shop .de mervin
  2. hey wild one any of the NERDOC guys in with ya NERDOC merv
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    Second sitting

    Looking good Goff the tattoos not bad either merv
  4. well after my son had a bad experience with cheng shits i i say no cos as much as you say i dont ride fast etc his on his fs1 broke away under braking and threw him and bike under a landrover disco, mother taking children too school!! anyhow fitted michelins to the next bike, not too much more expensive but much better tyres,shop around vintagetyres are good for older bike tyre sizes merv
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    insurance claim

    yup MAFIA MUTUAL ASSURANCE HORSEHEAD ROAD BOOT HILL SICILY EEETTALYYY
  6. not really you need the pipes designed to do the right job in a stroker, A set of DG,s or something like that, but i think you will find just behind the pegs will be too short too work, also with a stroker it emits a certain amount of oil from the exhaust which you do not want on the tyre Merv
  7. I just set up a cleaning company and interviewed some potential cleaners, my mate was handy with his video cam so we made a promo vid here it is waddya think lads,many thanks to bachman turner ovedrive for the music
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    RD500LC

    along with RD400E exhausts, genuine rear mudguards and cylinder barrels merv
  9. huge no no with a stroker matey if you want something to sound different get a set of spannies and rejet too suit , straight pipes you are likely to seize engine in a short time merv
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    RD500LC

    basket Rd 500!!! now collectable so they tend to get restored, but search ebay for parts is your loom burnt out, ifnot then someone like ferret maybe able to sort it for you ferret merv
  11. what was the autojumble like ? :D sure as hell was better than the bristol classic bike show i went too last sunday Merv
  12. Donny you need the rings to suit your piston size, your piston will have a number on the crown if that number id .25 .50 .75 or 1.0 then that is the oversize of the piston you may not be able too see the little . very easily these were the yamaha standard oversizes if it is like the RD,s yuo can get pattern pistons in 1.25/1.50.1.75/2.00 as well and the standard pistons came with .96 or .98 stamped on them on RD,s hopefully oldgit who knows far more about DT,s will be along in a minute to help, but larger rings on a standard piston will not work, oversize rings are not a cure for a worn bore Merv
  13. read the buyers reviews almost believable i suppose amazon product review
  14. well you are getting there it is running that is a major achievement, charging does it have brushes in the generator?are they worn out ? are there any broken wires / Merv
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    Originality

    looks ok to me matey, stuff the anoraks. merv
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    Disturbing

    Yes i did see it on the front page of the peice of waste called the sub in a truck stop near yeovil yesterday. they ran a 5 page article on this non story Merv
  17. Hi mate Jarno after the late great flying fin eh merv
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    Disturbing

    well i see up too 8 other lads have claimed they could be the father now, seems like the local bike system is alive and well still merv
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    SCAM WARNING!

    Drewps Have you just found your old school books and sending the jokes from them Merv
  20. oh speedo cable turn is the inner cable bent at all that will make the speedo jump try turning it in the outer cable at each end watching the other to see if it is bent merv
  21. think thats bad then wait till you get to the end of this one A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie" The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman" The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down then walks out. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties" The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie" The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it"? The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it" "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie" The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves. NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered,"I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house" The barman says,"I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know" The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it" The barman said "You never came back, after that fateful night, what happened" "I DIED", said the Rabbit. "Blimey " said the barman,"what from". After a short pause. (keep scrolling) .or possibly a long pause The rabbit said... "Mixing me toasties " __________________
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